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Daniel asked about 2 months ago · 11 Answers
Could you be friends with someone who has been in prison for robbery and murder?

Robbery sure, especially if they were young when they did it. Murder is non-negotiable.

Shannon asked about 2 months ago · 8 Answers
Have you ever lied to get out of anything?

I once told a cop my mom had a heart condition and I was speeding to get to her. When he asked why I didn't just call an ambulance I said "she's not insured for that" and he let me go. She doesn't, I don't even like to visit.

Daniel asked about 2 months ago · 13 Answers
Do you believe the world would be a better place if everyone had the same income?

No because it would kill everyone's work ethic. Why struggle through school for a rewarding career when the valet makes as much as the cardiologist? Also, I hate the notion that being "liberal" = communist. There's a clear distinction between wanting every

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Shannon asked about 2 months ago · 13 Answers
What is your opinion if someone who was a customer at your work not a friend and you don't know this person, messaged you on social media asking you to sort something out for you?

That's obviously a BS pretext to try and slither into your life. I'd avoid responding.

LaDamaX asked about 2 months ago · 10 Answers
Most awkward situation that has taken place at work?

One day I signed into my LinkedIn to view someone's profile (attractive girl that joined our company that week), then got suggested the profiles of other people we worked with so I ended creeping everyone's page that day before realizing it sends them aler

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Daniel asked about 2 months ago · 12 Answers
Do you know shit about fuck?

You see my list?? I'm well versed on the matter

Pandy asked about 2 months ago · 10 Answers
Honesty Hour: Your team at work is restructuring, jobs will be lost. A member of your team pulls you aside asks you to speak against an innocent team member (and will be asking others to do the same to get them fired). What do you do?

Do it. Wrongful termination lawsuits are extremely lucrative, especially here where the laws favor workers.

Pandy asked about 2 months ago · 10 Answers
Honesty Hour: A friend of yours has a desire to sell their old Pokémon cards and would be willing to give them to you for $30, you can see that there are some very valuable cards (worth around $500 in total) in their collection... what do you do?

I buy them, then resell them at a profit. They don't need me to do their own due diligence.

Daniel asked about 2 months ago · 11 Answers
How was your day so far?

Barely slept, haven't eaten all day.

Daniel asked about 2 months ago · 12 Answers
What's your favourite ice cream?

Butter pecan and vanilla heath bar.

cLOUD asked about 2 months ago · 11 Answers
How do you treat yourself ?

Expensive dinners or pricey gadgets

Pandy asked about 2 months ago · 12 Answers
Honesty Hour: If your favourite retrospring user had an 'only fans' account with some paid (very explicit videos and pics) and free (teasing covered pics) content available. Would you check it out (free or paid)?

Did Sean start an OnlyFans? Because... https://i.imgur.com/2SbjHaA.gif

Intel cuore 💙 asked about 2 months ago · 5 Answers
Would you ever use this toilet? https://files.catbox.moe/w5aqow.png

Not unless my ass were shaped like a torpedo

Pandy asked about 2 months ago · 9 Answers
Honesty Hour: What do you do in a situation where you've needed to take a poo in a public toilet only to find once you've make your er 'deposit to the brown bank' that there is no toilet paper remaining?

Eww. Well I don't know, I sure hope that never happens. Probably ask the next person that comes in to get a janitor or something.

Pandy asked about 2 months ago · 11 Answers
Honesty Hour: What would you do if you found out a friend of yours was cheating on a long term partner?

Stay out of it. There's no point in involving yourself, especially if they get back together and become mistrustful of you in the end.

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