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ZouBisouBisou

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@Wieselmann
Daniel · 9 answers · 2y

Could you be friends with someone who has been in prison for robbery and murder?

Robbery sure, especially if they were young when they did it. Murder is non-negotiable.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@Wieselmann
Daniel · 11 answers · 2y

Do you believe the world would be a better place if everyone had the same income?

No because it would kill everyone's work ethic. Why struggle through school for a rewarding career when the valet makes as much as the cardiologist? Also, I hate the notion that being "liberal" = communist. There's a clear distinction between wanting everyone to have a fair shot vs giving everyone a guaranteed income.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 7 answers · 2y

Most awkward situation that has taken place at work?

One day I signed into my LinkedIn to view someone's profile (attractive girl that joined our company that week), then got suggested the profiles of other people we worked with so I ended creeping everyone's page that day before realizing it sends them alerts for "so and so has viewed your page".

Fucking... Mortifying!

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@Wieselmann
Daniel · 10 answers · 2y

Do you know shit about fuck?

You see my list?? I'm well versed on the matter

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@Andy
Pandy · 8 answers · 2y

Honesty Hour: Your team at work is restructuring, jobs will be lost. A member of your team pulls you aside asks you to speak against an innocent team member (and will be asking others to do the same to get them fired). What do you do?

Do it. Wrongful termination lawsuits are extremely lucrative, especially here where the laws favor workers.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@Andy
Pandy · 9 answers · 2y

Honesty Hour: A friend of yours has a desire to sell their old Pokémon cards and would be willing to give them to you for $30, you can see that there are some very valuable cards (worth around $500 in total) in their collection... what do you do?

I buy them, then resell them at a profit. They don't need me to do their own due diligence.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@Wieselmann
Daniel · 10 answers · 2y

How was your day so far?

Barely slept, haven't eaten all day.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@Wieselmann
Daniel · 10 answers · 2y

What's your favourite ice cream?

Butter pecan and vanilla heath bar.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@CloudBurst07
cLOUD · 8 answers · 2y

How do you treat yourself ?

Expensive dinners or pricey gadgets

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@Andy
Pandy · 10 answers · 2y

Honesty Hour: If your favourite retrospring user had an 'only fans' account with some paid (very explicit videos and pics) and free (teasing covered pics) content available. Would you check it out (free or paid)?

Did Sean start an OnlyFans? Because... https://i.imgur.com/2SbjHaA.gif

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@fizzyarthur
Arthur · 4 answers · 2y

Would you ever use this toilet? https://files.catbox.moe/w5aqow.png

Not unless my ass were shaped like a torpedo

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@Andy
Pandy · 8 answers · 2y

Honesty Hour: What do you do in a situation where you've needed to take a poo in a public toilet only to find once you've make your er 'deposit to the brown bank' that there is no toilet paper remaining?

Eww. Well I don't know, I sure hope that never happens. Probably ask the next person that comes in to get a janitor or something.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@Andy
Pandy · 9 answers · 2y

Honesty Hour: What would you do if you found out a friend of yours was cheating on a long term partner?

Stay out of it. There's no point in involving yourself, especially if they get back together and become mistrustful of you in the end.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@Andy
Pandy · 11 answers · 2y

Honesty Hour: You find a fancy wallet with ID (with an address present), sentimental pictures and around $1500 dollars in it. Based on other information, it is clear they are a very rich banker. What do you do?

I'd prefer to return their wallet to them and I can't do that if the money's missing. If I can't get in touch with them I'll keep it though.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 10 answers · 2y

Aside from work/school and sleep what activity from your daily or weekly routine takes up the majority of your time?

Meal prep and cleaning around the house. Also picking up after my cat.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 2y
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