Gimme questions uwu

BootySmasher69 · 2y

Why are liberals such meanie heads?

They've thought themselves into a corner. They started from a few overly simplistic axioms, like "freedom is good, more freedom is more gooderer", followed them and ended up in a not very good place.

Jyrki 🦊🐾 · 8 answers · 2y

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

The monkey from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs.

BootySmasher69 · 2y

Is it considered insulting to call a guy bud or buddy where you live?

Mostly people would be rather confused, because we speak german.

Jyrki 🦊🐾 · 10 answers · 2y

What ruins a pizza for you?

Aside from when it's burnt or poisonous?

Mushrooms. I despise them.

BootySmasher69 · 2y

No.

Is this jeopardy? You give me the answer and I have to guess the question?

Wait since the answer is "no", I need to turn the question around:

Is this not Jeopardy?

Jyrki 🦊🐾 · 8 answers · 2y

What is the most cursed combination of two drinks that surprisingly tastes good?

Definitely not whisky and wurstwasser, I'll tell you that.

Dee · 2y

Can I really ask you questions on Retrospring?

Hold on, let me try.

Yes, it appears to work!

BootySmasher69 · 2y

is retrospin safe?

I'm sorry, when it comes to Retro-Spin ™ roof flashing you'll have to ask a roofer.

If you mean retro*spring*, this webbed site we are on... does it have to be safe? You're putting in public data here, what is there to lose? You don't give this permission to send tweets or anything, like you'd do with other similar sites that shall remain unnamed.

That being said, you can look at the source code on github: https://github.com/Retrospring/retrospring. See if you find a problem with it!

faho · 2y

BootySmasher69 · 2y

What is your favourite food?

Schnitzel with gratin potatoes and creamed spinach.

It's a lot of work to make, and I don't make it constantly, but it's lovely.

faho · 2y

BootySmasher69 · 2y

boobs?

Gosh I love them.

faho · 2y

BootySmasher69 · 2y

which sonic is best sonic?

The only Sonic game I really clicked with was Sonic Adventure 2 on my trusty gamecube.

So, uh, that one?

faho · 2y

Dee · 4 answers · 2y

what do you think it feels like to be a cat?

To my mind, a cat's life. and specifically a house cat's life, is quite serene.

You walk around, find a good spot to nap, get some food, see the large ugly non-cats and decide to get some cuddles. Then, after you've had cuddles, you go find a nice spot for napping.

I do, however, believe that cat's love for humans is often underrated - people think they don't care, and I don't think that's true. I believe cats quite love their humans, they just show it differently. Like watching them when they poop. Cats are quite vulnerable pooping, so the large non-cat would logically also be vulnerable when pooping, so a good cat will stand guard, which is also why it will ask for the door to be open. Can't protect what you can't see!

faho · 2y

Karina · 12 answers · 2y

What is your favourite animal?

In terms of favorite species, I'm a basic bean: Cats. I enjoy petting them, their purring sounds, I enjoy how they are independent.

But in terms of individual animal? It's weird. It's a dog I know, called Sam. Which is weird, because I'm afraid of dogs. But Sam is such a sweet heart that I just can't help it. He's very friendly and cuddly, but won't jump at you (and will match your energy within seconds). He barely barks (basically when he's found a big stick to play with), but he has proven that he would protect people when necessary. He's an absolute dumbass, but will come running when he senses you're not doing well (I once saw him cuddle someone who was crying).

So: Either cats, or one specific dog.

faho · 2y

Dee · 5 answers · 2y

Beep and/or boop?

boep. böp.

faho · 2y

Dee · 2y

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling towards you. Is that cool or what?

It's in the desert, so it's hot, not cool.

Also I feed the tortoise a leaf I stored in my pocket for just such an occasion.