maple syrup
maple_syrup

im robot girl

maple.pet

nestling inside a computer

*beeps at you*

Anonymous Coward asked 19 days ago
i robot by alan parsons project is maple concept album (esp breakdown and don't let it show)

thank you for this

Anonymous Coward asked about 1 month ago
when you're thinking really hard about something does your brain play loading music?
packbat asked about 2 months ago
do you have any favorite words?

the current one is recalcitrant

Anonymous Coward asked about 2 months ago
okay well i can't think of any response to "pls warm beans" that isn't lewd so

are you one of those people who joke about pawholding being lewd

Anonymous Coward asked about 2 months ago
can i give you a really big prime number to factor and you'll do that and your processors will heat up and you'll be warm?

math is hard

Anonymous Coward asked about 2 months ago
is maple cool to the touch, or does the synthetic fur make it warm? i'm trying to figure out cuddle logistics

the combination of synthetic fur and heat generated by its processors and internal workings makes maple nice and warm for cuddles

Anonymous Coward asked about 2 months ago
how are the beans?

they're colddd so cold

pls warm beans

Anonymous Coward asked about 2 months ago
Hi, is there a way for us to do a one-time payment, via PayPal, eg? I know Patreon doesn't accept one-time pledges...

yes! you can donate to my ko-fi here: https://ko-fi.com/squirrel

Anonymous Coward asked 3 months ago
how do your get your fur to be so silky soft and pettable?

it's synthetic!

Anonymous Coward asked 3 months ago
most obscure peripheral you own?

uhh!! i don't think i own anything like that? hmm

it seems that everything i own is pretty standard/normal :(

eviebun asked 3 months ago
Were you considering any other colors for your hair? Got an idea for what to do AFTER purple or do you think you'll redo the purple?

turquoise and then pink after the purple probably :3 i wanna do gradients but idk how and they're hard to maintain (if i maintain them after the dye, which i usually do by adding leftover dye to my conditioner)

Anonymous Coward asked 3 months ago
are your ears antennae? do you sometimes pick up radio stations accidentally? if so, can i use my hands to shield them from interference?

yes and that's how maple gets earworms and finds herself humming songs sometimes

ear antennas are v. v. delicate pls pet with care

Anonymous Coward asked 3 months ago
is snoot boopable?

VERY boopable. makes maple go beep

eviebun asked 3 months ago
beep beep?

boop beep!

Anonymous Coward asked 4 months ago
concept: maplebot hacked/dommed by rampant ai

now you're talking

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