im robot girl
Do you have serial ports and if so, are they capable of acting as terminators?
only if you log into them with the password hastalavista
Is there a risk of your fur building up static?
only for those who i touch after dastardly scuffing my feet across the living room carpet
YM2612 or S-SMP?
FM does what sony-custom-submoduledon't
what's a good kind of floppy to eat?
those neon translucent 3.5" kinds that are impossible to find anymore these days. rare treats
are you rfc1149 certified?
no but i am RFC 7168 certified
if you had a pet, would it be a CAT-5?
it would be a commodore PET
would you snuggle inside an sgi octane?
oo that's like booking a 5 star hotel. how decadent
does your fur grow, and if it does can it be made into a warm squobit wool sweater?
no! it's a nice even coat of synthetic fur. sometimes there's ... soldering iron incidents... and we have to replace that patch
do you have...Teeth or anything like that
do you do the thing cats do when they find a big box, and snuggle up inside to get comfy?
only if the box runs windows 9x or nt 4.0
as a robot, what do you do to keep yourself in peak operating condition?
i wish i knew but i didn't come with an instruction manual :( i'd quite like some maintenance
do robots need to use toothpaste or something similar?
those with aged abs plastic panels sometimes use peroxide cream to restore original appearance
Do you prefer screws or bolts?
depends on what you're fastening
does motor oil taste good?
you know when it's like 40 degrees outside and you drink a super cold trashy slushie just for the brainfreeze? yeah
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