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Wasserpistole · 7 answers · 3y

Do you ever have days where you just can't feel anything?

Wasserpistole · 9 answers · 3y

Do you have a firm handshake? / Hast du einen festen Händedruck?

No, but as a form of protest. If someone tries to shake my hand they better be passing me a paper bill or else they're just getting my fingertips.

Pandy · 8 answers · 3y

What things (if any) do you feel the need to remove yourself from in order to maintain your mental health? (i.e. news, private conversations etc.)

Wasserpistole · 9 answers · 3y

Give me a question you would not answer, because it is too private. Would you like to give it a go?

Wasserpistole · 7 answers · 3y

Do you find legs beautiful? / Findest du Beine schön?

I think all legs are creepy af

R*mpers are illegal now. This has nothing to do with me or my legs. Not at all.

Daniel · 11 answers · 3y

What made you cringe recently?

Most recently, like four seconds ago, myself. I exist, it's disgusting. I've felt bad for four days because I forgot to return a shopping basket at a self-checkout. As I was walking out I realized I left my basket, and I turned to see an employee putting it away. Every time I think about that I wish I was DEAD. I don't DESERVE to LIVE.

Merida · 10 answers · 3y

What's the worst excuse someone gave you to justify their shitty behavior?

Not the worst, but one that irritates me personally, "I'm a child of divorce so I never learned how to treat people right."

All right, well, so are the rest of us, but we're not all sociopaths.

Daniel · 12 answers · 3y

Were the people that you had a crush on mostly more attractive than you?

I think most people are more attractive than me. It's hard for me to imagine liking someone and thinking, "ah yes, we are equally attractive. I would be just as happy holding my own hand."

Daniel · 11 answers · 3y

What food do you love?

I like dried bananas. Not banana chips, but the actual little mummified bananas. Everyone I've talked to who has tried them really hates them. It feels like it's just me out here with the mummified baby bananas.

Wasserpistole · 10 answers · 3y

Do you like wine?

Not really. But people are m o v i n g products just because they say something about wine on them. Like you put some socks in Target that say, "my favorite salad is wine" or w/e and straight ladies I work with are buying them in bulk like, "I can give these to all the girls for Memorial Day."

Daniel · 12 answers · 3y

Can you touch your toes when you lean forward and keep your legs straight?

Yeah. I can touch my toes (with some effort), but you better believe my legs are actually gay when I do it.

Daniel · 6 answers · 3y

What have you fucked up recently?

Daniel · 10 answers · 3y

What is your first association at the following words: discipline, tab, instagram, science, licking, cancel, vision, mutation, sociology, back, Freud, 🌮

  • stompy boots
  • ULTIMATE GUITAR TABS . COM
  • instalamb
  • Science Court
  • flames
  • Disney+
  • emmetropia
  • DNA
  • NERDS
  • It up, and dump it
  • "Cocaine's a cure for Morphine addiction. wHOOPS, well, that's bc he did it wrong !"
  • 🌯
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