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Sean ⚡🤖 · 12 answers · 2y

When you share bad news about your personal life with someone, does it help any if/when they respond by telling you their own similar experiences? Is there something else that would be more helpful to hear?

Pandy · 11 answers · 2y

The man who spent $2.8 million on an NFT (non-fungible token) of the first tweet on twitter made by the creator was put on auction... the top bid was $280... thoughts?

Pandy · 12 answers · 1y

You're chilling in your home and all of a sudden a 10cm leg span hunter spider confidently shows itself - what, if anything, do you do?

Daniel · 13 answers · 1y

Do you already turn up your heating?

It's 8:33AM and already 75°F with high af humidity. It's gonna be 95°F later. So yeah, I jacked that heat all the way up.

Merida · 10 answers · 1y

Do you like Taco Bell? What's your order?

Chipotle cheddar chalupa with black beans instead of the mystery meats, or a fiesta veggie burrito.

Pandy · 7 answers · 1y

If you saw someone flytipping (i.e. dumping a bunch of waste out in the countryside), would you do anything about it?

I'd sooner clean it up myself than call the cops. Something violent has to be happening for me to think the risk of violence the police pose is outweighed by the crime.

Pandy · 9 answers · 1y

Just saw my first Christmas TV advert... 18th of September... have you seen any Christmas adverts or products yet?

No, I heard someone say "the holidays are just around the corner!" yesterday, though. I didn't even like that.

Pandy · 10 answers · 1y

Who would you rather marry? Option 1: Exceptional looks, Great Personality, No Money - Heavily in Debt, Option 2 Inoffensive looks, Ok personality, Very Wealthy.

I don't like the exceptionally good looking, especially when they have great personalities. That's really unbalanced... Obviously the heavy debt they owe is to the demon they made a deal with. I'm not looking to get mixed up in all of that.

I can't connect with the very wealthy though, so I guess the first one. I'd rather not marry anyone, and I'd also rather be in the company of an OFFENSIVE looking poor person with a regular amount of debt, and a barely OK personality, because we're likely to have a lot more in common.

Arman · 10 answers · 1y

What do you usually eat with guacamole?

My own hair gets stuck on the chip as I'm about to shovel it into my mouth, so hair among other things.

Arman · 8 answers · 1y

Where do you usually buy furniture/home accessories/kitchenware?

GOOD WILL, or someone is gonna throw something away and they decide to just give it to me because I'm also a dumpster. Other times, I go to Target like money grows on trees.

Pandy · 12 answers · 1y

How do you spot the difference between someone being nice (because they are a nice person) and someone being nice as an attempt to get close to you?

I don't know how attractive people do it, but it's easy for me. Theyre always just being nice for the sake of nice. And I'm always just being nice because I'm trying to distract them from how many cans of PAM I'm about to shoplift

Daniel · 13 answers · 1y

What are pieces of media that you are you looking forward to? Me: The movie Oppenheimer, GTA 6 and the netflix series based on the book trilogy "The three body problem"

Arman · 9 answers · 1y

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCXHpQFgeQ] What do the positions of your birthmarks say about you?!

I can't be sure, because having a body is disgusting, so I had my entire body removed and replaced with a single birthmark that's suspended in mid-air and buzzes like a bee.

Arman · 7 answers · 1y

Is it weird to carry toilet seat covers/liners in your backpack when you think you might later need to use a public bathroom?

Nah. I think if you were folding them into hats, and wearing them everywhere instead of carrying them in a back pack, then that would be weird. But it's a kind of weird I'll support 100% tbh.

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