she/her, they/them
i'm on mastodon
do you ever think
sometimes i sit and think, and sometimes i just sit
who would win in a fight between the incredible hulk and the incredible hulk's weight in bees
pretty sure the bees would win
like
hulk can punch all he wants
he's only ever gonna hit a handful in the swarm lol
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you're tellin me you peed this nis
Do you like reading or listening to stories more?
definitely listening, i'm ADHD as fuck and always lose my place reading lol
but even then it's pretty hard to motivate myself to like listen to books and such
maybe i should try again now that my mental health has been better
thanks for the idea!!! 😀
portable gaming vs console gaming vs PC gaming, which is best?
started writing out a long thing then deleted it because i realized i don't actually know enough about different gaming platforms to really speak definitively about which i feel is the optimal experience
i prefer portable gaming, personally, because you can take it places and do it outside (and i had to leave behind my xbox one when i escaped my abusive parents)
favorite cryptid?
hmm, i don't really know too much about cryptids but if i had to name one i'd say d.b. cooper
Nitro brew coffee or bubble (boba) tea?
i don't think i've ever had either lmao
Mac & Cheese, yay or nay?
hell yay, especially the cheesy jalapeno cheeto stuff
do you like the beach?
i lived like two blocks away from a beach in college but basically never went there lol
generally they're pretty neat tho
what's the inspiration or story behind your profile pic?
i made the static image myself in gnu imp waaaaay back like five years ago when i first joined mastodon, then animated it with one of the old avatar effects from tootdon (a now-defunct mastodon app from back in the day)
favorite critter?
capy-fuckin-baras, the stoners of the animal kingdom
DO YOU LIKE CHEESE
FUCK YEAH
ESPECIALLY PEPPERJACK AND SMOKED GOUDA
beep?
booparoni
Favorite smell? Least favorite smell? Favorite cereal?
fave smell: weed
least fave smell: bleach
fave cereal: hmm this is a tough one but i guess lucky charms or the generic equivalent
favorite bird?
hmm, that's a tough one!!!
probably penguins
those count, right? lol