It's only existed for two hours, so I can't say it's been eventful.

Come back to me later on.

I am not a bull, nor do I bear snakes for hair.

What? Niijima and I aren't an item. As far as I'm aware, we never were.

My "dating situation" doesn't concern me. I don't do partnerships, and if I did, it would be someone that I know could handle it.

You really thought you were funny, didn't you? That such an immature punchline could make anyone laugh. It didn't. Much less me. It didn't even get as much as an EXHALE. I'd say you've wasted both our times, but clearly you're not as valuable if you're spending your days making stupid jokes like these. Do not EVER contact me again. I'm fed up with these kids. Damn. Goddamn. Fuck you.

I don't know who this person is. Depends if he's worth my time.

...

..I want those 10 minutes of my life back.

We both know the answer to that.

No. I've endangered you enough.

I don't even have a car. Get the hell out of here.

Lots to unpack here.

1 - You have horrible taste.

2 - If you're good at animals, draw a Raven. If not, draw your favourite character in general.

3 - Black. I have a hip flask full of it.

The weight of what you did to those birds.

Evening. Feel any better?

Sure, whatever. Apology accepted.

Not everyone can be a pretty twink boy forever.

Not really. I know a couple versions of myself that you can try, though.