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Anonymous Coward · 2y

どうして はなれてくの?
ねえどうして ぼくのせいなの?
言おうとした言葉が
「ひきょうだね」ってぼくをわらう
どうして こわれてくの?
ねえどうして 変わらないでよ
言おうとしてやめたら
「ダメだね」っておこるくせに
だれでもできること
ぼくにもできたらな
ちがってたハズの未来は
不平等にこいをした
悲鳴をしていた 悲鳴をしていた
愛される弱者になりたかった
否定をしていた 否定をしていた
どうしても確かめてみたかった
あっはっは ぼくに気付いて
あっはっは だれか気付いてよ
間ちがっていたのはぼくだった
そう、ぼくだったんだ
いいよ ぼくのせいだ
もういいよ ハズレだから
昨日をくり返して
あきらめって大事だけど
いいよ よくないけど
もういいよ 思ってないけど
知ろうとしたところで
またイヤって顔をするなら
くるってるって ほめてくれた
ありがとうがんばるよ
どれくらい続けたら
ぼくはヒトになれる?
ぎせいをしていた ぎせいをしていた
ぼくのこどくは望まれていたんだ
下降をしていた 下降をしていた
スタート位置がちがうまま始まった
あっはっは ぼくに気付いて
あっはっは だれか気付いてよ
間ちがっていた

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Not really funny but Capitano is a bottom

Anonymous Coward · 2y

every harbinger eats about 15 g of pantalone's hair yearly. bitch is shedding

he s̶t̶o̶l̶e̶ inherited signora's hair care products to prevent going bald but her stuff didn't go well with his hair type help

Anonymous Coward · 2y

In your opinion what should’ve prime looked like? /gen

Dottore twt has a lot of takes on his design and everything so figured I’d asked you too

SHARK TEETH SHARK TEETH. more scars and burns behind the mask, eyebags so fat he can hide dead bodies in them. a messy blood stained lab coat and hes good to go
as for his personality i hope he took meds and acted normal for his ex gfs funeral out of respect but is actually less sane on the working days
one (1) thing i approve in the new design is the long hair i am such a sucker this us so sexc but its still performed IMPROPERLY!!!!! call the manager i asked for more chaos
and lastly . i think the poor nan doesnt rly gaf about his needs and is out there smelling and looking like shite yep that will do it

Anonymous Coward · 2y

:) OPINIONS ON PRIME

UUHHHUH SO I GASLIT MYSELF INTO THINKING HE HAS POTENTIAL ITS JUST TGAT HYV AND MANY PEOPLE IN THE FANDOM DONT GET HIM RIGHT. i think i somehow make him work. not the biggest fan of this bimbofication but not the biggest hater either (she said like a liar)
on its own prime is tolerable i guess. but thats not my man anymo... false teeth have no sex appeal im sorry

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Ok serious question wanna hang out and embroider threats for our Eastern neighbors while also upkeeping traditions and folklore. It's a good Two Birds One Stone deal.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

date idea we kill rusnya together

Anonymous Coward · 2y

can you jump on my balls with your full force

that's not a lot of force (i'm small) ((so small i'll bounce off them with a goofy sound effect))

Anonymous Coward · 2y

your idea about Childe being from Odesa region is beyond amazing, can I draw it?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

penis cock and balls?

Ampora · 2y

check out my header pic (you can use this question for a deez nuts joke)

i rate ur header 2/10 for the bravery of assuming that im gonna shut up (you can check out deez nuts🌰🌰)

Anonymous Coward · 2y

have you heard that dottore got clons of himself and he is actually an old bitch

yes i have i want him so bad theres something wrong with my brain chemistry im not fatuitwt anymore im dottoretwt at this damn point

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