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Share prompts, HCs, show me some fic/art, or just... roast me ddy? I also invite healthy and respectful discussions. Might respond out of order if your question will takes me a while to answer, but I WILL respond to everything eventually!

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Anon · 2y

dirty filthy cap*talist hnnngggg yesss pull me up by my bootstraps daddy and choke me with them maybe?

Anon · 2y

Play splatoon, we have lesbian octo/squid couple with height difference, divorced old men who broke up because of a war, you can be a squid and a kid, you can shoot ink at people, you can kill a capitalist bear, you can-

Sorry

Wait spaltoon has plot?? FPS makes me dizzy but I've always loved the squid designs they're adorable! Always loved seeing splatoon crossover designs

Anon · 2y

oh noooo your fav games are so noooormal, my heart is broken and my day is ruined.
joking.......unless??? sorry, I can't name fav individual games, only genres and mechanics I like. too many to pick from

I know I know insert ur fav obscure indie game here if anything I've been too busy playing a cog in the ultimate game known as the great cap1talism machine uwuwuw

Anon · 2y

what are your favorite games? (no Genshin allowed)

BOTW LMAO I have a decent 120+ hours!

I actly do hate gnsn (I don't) (I kinda do) I just log in to do dailies & events for primos these days I'm still on 3.0 story quest 🙃 💖

The other answer is probably FFXIV. I'm way too busy for that now but I'll forever miss the good times!

Tell me about your games too?

Anon · 2y

excuse me taru face on page 3 thank you good bye

my craziest yan taru face by far probably - glad u liked it!? 🥺🥺🥺 I'll... keep improving!?

Anon · 2y

S E X Q U I S I T E

Anon · 2y

You said you liked guili and rezhong too, so may I present rezhonggui, which is all 3 of them holding hands and sharing a braincell (either regular canon or everyone lives au)

Yes except only gz & az share braincells cus we all know mora's doesn't grow one until he becomes zl. And may I offer back.. they enjoy zl's new foreign boytoy together 😌 OR, they can enjoy him w/ his new boytoy

Anon · 2y

I firmly believe that zl awakened both a daddy AND a mommy kink on tt before ever showing him his fem form, it's the milf and dilf energy at the exact same time

I firmly agree. Not that zl awaked both MY ddy & mmy knk either... I'm just sayin, milord is perfection. Is balance. Is harmony. Is EVERYTHING. JOIN THE CU1T OF 5EX LAPI5 🛐🛐🛐 PWAISE OUR LAWD

Anon · 2y

imagine if TT steal a ZL statue like the abyss order just to cu/m on it

🔞 & probably brushing 🪦🕊 // Halp anon my bwain is now going towards some kind of kidnapping s3x dungeon but instead of zl the person IT'S THE STATUE. AND IT'S A DOUBLE OF S3X DUNGEON & SUMMON CIRCLE/SHRINE INVOLVING WEIRD COME RITUALS. And as alys, my classic brand of dd x en con.. zl knows all along & finds it hawt.

Anon · 2y

I'd have a LAN party with you any day, maybe homo

Anon · 2y

tell me what you think about Ajax's wh0re gloves

🔞 What is the wh0re window on the palm side for. For zl to stick his tongue in? And it's not even a full glove why is it only half palm length. To squeeze zl's dic head?

Also tangent.. in a certain upcoming project piece from me.. there might be a slight brush of glove knk 👀 it's not tt's gloves tho but.. I hope ya'll will find it delectable either way!

Anon · 2y

0 ft apart since I have developed a parasocial relationship with you

Das hawt wanna crawl over the internet cable & have a LAN party? (Is s3xualizing parasocial r/s considered dd yet cus I just might be into it..)

Anon · 2y

my friend wants to know if youve ever considered all🔶

Me x zl, all the time. Other than that.. me inserting as everyone x zl?

On a more serious note tho. I mean I do ship ReZhong & GuiLi (don't care t/b). And Ig it is harder for me to actly brainrot allzhongall w/ substantial synergy compared to say allchiall, cus I typically hc zl as ace/childe-s3xual ahaha. As much as I love selfcest, I feel like 2 zls will just have tea tgt. Tho ofc, they can also just have hurt/comfort smoft s3x 😳 I hope ur friend is satisfied w/ this answer

Anon · 2y

instead of hcs can i just scream about how fcking hard it is to find Enna Alouette keychains because HOLY FCK - myrrh

Comm me I'll draw u one. But FRFR tho I love Enna's design & aloupeeps' design is also hilarious. Do u have a monster aloupeepsona yet 👀👀

Anon · 2y

tell as more about your zhongli statue hcs 🗿

What an anon of culture! I totally think zl can still tune into the statues if he wants. And tt totally jerks off to the statue, privately or publicly. On the zc side, 🔞 brain rot - tt makes himself a hydro dic to put onto the statue to ride while wishing it was sth more solid 👀 or ig zl can make him one & watch & feel.. And yes I totally discussed the ttl side w/ friends too maybe tt tries to find some gap to stick it in. If any of u cultured ppl got ideas of how tt can thirst after 5ex lapis's stone a$$, pls, I'd love to hear it.

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