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dirty filthy cap*talist hnnngggg yesss pull me up by my bootstraps daddy and choke me with them maybe?
Play splatoon, we have lesbian octo/squid couple with height difference, divorced old men who broke up because of a war, you can be a squid and a kid, you can shoot ink at people, you can kill a capitalist bear, you can-
Sorry
oh noooo your fav games are so noooormal, my heart is broken and my day is ruined.
joking.......unless??? sorry, I can't name fav individual games, only genres and mechanics I like. too many to pick from
what are your favorite games? (no Genshin allowed)
BOTW LMAO I have a decent 120+ hours!
I actly do hate gnsn (I don't) (I kinda do) I just log in to do dailies & events for primos these days I'm still on 3.0 story quest 🙃 💖
The other answer is probably FFXIV. I'm way too busy for that now but I'll forever miss the good times!
Tell me about your games too?
excuse me taru face on page 3 thank you good bye
S E X Q U I S I T E
You said you liked guili and rezhong too, so may I present rezhonggui, which is all 3 of them holding hands and sharing a braincell (either regular canon or everyone lives au)
I firmly believe that zl awakened both a daddy AND a mommy kink on tt before ever showing him his fem form, it's the milf and dilf energy at the exact same time
imagine if TT steal a ZL statue like the abyss order just to cu/m on it
🔞 & probably brushing 🪦🕊 // Halp anon my bwain is now going towards some kind of kidnapping s3x dungeon but instead of zl the person IT'S THE STATUE. AND IT'S A DOUBLE OF S3X DUNGEON & SUMMON CIRCLE/SHRINE INVOLVING WEIRD COME RITUALS. And as alys, my classic brand of dd x en con.. zl knows all along & finds it hawt.
I'd have a LAN party with you any day, maybe homo
tell me what you think about Ajax's wh0re gloves
🔞 What is the wh0re window on the palm side for. For zl to stick his tongue in? And it's not even a full glove why is it only half palm length. To squeeze zl's dic head?
Also tangent.. in a certain upcoming project piece from me.. there might be a slight brush of glove knk 👀 it's not tt's gloves tho but.. I hope ya'll will find it delectable either way!
0 ft apart since I have developed a parasocial relationship with you
my friend wants to know if youve ever considered all🔶
Me x zl, all the time. Other than that.. me inserting as everyone x zl?
On a more serious note tho. I mean I do ship ReZhong & GuiLi (don't care t/b). And Ig it is harder for me to actly brainrot allzhongall w/ substantial synergy compared to say allchiall, cus I typically hc zl as ace/childe-s3xual ahaha. As much as I love selfcest, I feel like 2 zls will just have tea tgt. Tho ofc, they can also just have hurt/comfort smoft s3x 😳 I hope ur friend is satisfied w/ this answer
instead of hcs can i just scream about how fcking hard it is to find Enna Alouette keychains because HOLY FCK - myrrh
tell as more about your zhongli statue hcs 🗿
What an anon of culture! I totally think zl can still tune into the statues if he wants. And tt totally jerks off to the statue, privately or publicly. On the zc side, 🔞 brain rot - tt makes himself a hydro dic to put onto the statue to ride while wishing it was sth more solid 👀 or ig zl can make him one & watch & feel.. And yes I totally discussed the ttl side w/ friends too maybe tt tries to find some gap to stick it in. If any of u cultured ppl got ideas of how tt can thirst after 5ex lapis's stone a$$, pls, I'd love to hear it.
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