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Anonymous Coward · 6mo

What would you do if you had the ability to fly?

Travel the globe. Take a shit on an airplane. Clothesline a seagull. Catch a dolphin mid-jump. Get a light reflective cloth and pretend to be a floating head. Sprinkle raw powdered potassium into the clouds. Reverse-skydive, directly past a group of sky divers. Personally fly up and put red paint over one arch on every McDonald's sign in the world. Drop a quarter 10,000ft over Elon Musk's head. Take over New Zealand.

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