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Don and Howard are archaeology students at Hopefall University. Don is a Racoon Anthropomorph, and Howard is a tiger Anthropomorph. The two have studied and unlocked many secrets of the past.
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I don't know if you know, but sometimes Precursors were allergic to animals, like cats or horses. Are Uplifteds or Anthropomorphs ever allergic to each other or to regular animals? Could, say, Howard, a tiger, be allergic to pet cats?
Don: "Well, I don't think we can be allergic to other Anthropomorphs of the same 'animal type' that we are, and I haven't heard of anthropomorphs becoming allergic to ferals or uplifted of their own species either. Buuut, we do get allergies, and I've heard of some Anthropomorph couples having to regularly take medication to deal with being allergic to one another's fur. I've even dealt with it before. My folks had a dog... uh, a domestic dog that wasn't uplifted. I had a mild allergy to their dander."
Hey there, it’s Otto. I heard you’re currently traveling with a group. What are they like?
Howard: "We haven't known each other for long."
Don: "There's Steve and Charlie. They were among the first to join our little group. Charlie's an uplifted Badger, an ex police officer, and a custodian at the college during his retirement. He joined up, feeling his digging skills and physical strength would be an asset. Steve on the other hand is an uplifted rabbit and our ancient language expert. He's the one we call when we need precursor text translated."
"Then there's Zeke and Rowan, two anthropomorph brothers who live in Hopefall. The two come from a village that places a high importance on forging and a sort of ancestor worship. They're both skilled with swords, and Zeke is a bit of a rogue in that he's good at moving around unseen. Their swords are, apparently, forged using the souls of their ancestors. I have to admit, I had my doubts about whether that was really the case, but then we met this weird guy called Nikolai..."
"Anyway... Then we've got Dakota. He joined right after the attack on Hopefall. He's a Kangaroo, and has a lot of experience as an archaeologist. Always good to have more experience around. And then, finally, there's Hawk. He was apparently a Champion, but apparently left before the Cataclysm. He doesn't know what happened."
Greetings, Don and Howard. My name is Halphas. I saw your question regarding the Goetia from the one called Gretchen. Suffice it to say, there is history between us. Normally it would be unwise to trust her, but she is actually being truthful on the noble demons. But regardless, I’ve heard of the city of demons you are nearing. How have expeditions into the area fared in the past?
Howard: "Not well."
Don: "Only one expedition has been made to the City of Ghosts in the past, and only one person of a team of around 30 made it back. He described something stalking them through the water that they couldn't see. He described how everyone else vanished in flashes of light, some being carried high into the air before disappearing in front of his eyes. He described mechanical voices and mechanical noises, though he couldn't recall much of what was being said."
Howard: "I suppose part of our job will be to figure out what happened to the last group to get here. Preferably before it can happen to us..."
Don: "I don't suppose you'd have any idea what might have happened, Halphas? Any specific demon type you know of that can turn invisible and make people disappear?"
What's your favourite object you've discovered?
Howard: "You might think it would be one of the more legendary artifacts we've uncovered, or the key stones we are looking for now. But my favorite discovery so far has to be that strange broken scale we found while investigating the suspected epicenter of the Cataclysm. I have no idea what it's from, whether it's from some kind of animal, or if it's metal or stone. But just having it around gave me a sense of calm. I don't know what caused it to break, as it seems nearly indestructible."
Don: "Yeah, unfortunately whatever we find isn't ours to keep. We turn it all over to the Hopefall Archives and Artifact Research Department, so the pieces of that scale-like thing are stored away at the university."
Are there any discoveries you regret making? Anything you wish you never found?
Howard: "There have been numerous discoveries that were either meaningless or put our lives in danger while ultimately yielding little in the way of enlightenment. Ultimately, however, I cannot say I regret any of our discoveries, only that the time could have been spent on different expeditions. If I had to choose one, however, I would say I wish I had never gone to the desecrated shrine of that demon, Cupiditas. It was where I first encountered... those statues..."
Don: "Yeah, and the closer we got to the shrine, the more I felt like the thing was just... trying to suck the life out of the air. Considering the small animal bones and dead plants littering the area, that was probably a good guess."
Aside from the recent demon wolf and group dream, what have been your experiences with ghosts? Have you experienced intelligent haunts? Poltergeist activity? Demonic activity? Or do they seem to be more residual haunts? Echoes of times gone by? Lights? Sounds? Shadows? Cold/Hot spots? Full body apparitions?
Howard: "Multiple times, all of which were after the demon wolf and the dream. For starters, we uncovered the skeletal remains of King Stephan, an uplifted king who fell during a raider attack hundreds of years ago. Kneeling over the body was a sort of apparition of the king. It was not aware of me, and the words it spoke sounded like it was praying to a precursor artifact it was kneeling next to."
Don: "Then, when we got to the ruins of Nassau, we found the place so haunted that the entire city literally screamed at night. We've been warned that there are demons in the city as well."
Hawk here. Is there some Precursor item that has eluded you two for so long that you now consider it a myth?
Howard: "Sure. Plenty, from each era of Precursor civilization. Atlantis, Excalibur, a host of more religious artifacts, and more. We tend to have a greater interest in the artifacts from the last 1000 years of humanity. The Anthropomorph Genesis Files are a series of documents supposedly detailing all research, development, and decisions regarding the creation of the Anthropomorph species. While it would be reasonable to assume such documents once existed, as we know the precursors created our species and many were known for rather meticulous documentation of processes and procedures, the odds of those documents still existing after 100 thousand years is slim."
"Then there are supposed weapons. Originally, Legionnaire's sword, Regicide, was believed to be a myth. It was supposedly able to pierce any known armor, and even be capable of wounding gods and demons. It would have been invaluable in our fight against the Raiders, and in protecting ourselves against more supernatural forces. Unfortunately, according to Legionnaire, he shattered Regicide and dumped the pieces somewhere in the outer reaches of space, so while we know it existed, it's inaccessible and unusable. His current sword, while equally powerful, is cursed and so only he can wield it."
"Other artifacts that have been referenced include: The 'Chaotic Systems Predictor', which was capable of allowing a person to see into the future. The Nightmare weapons, a set of weapons said to be made of frozen blood and able to paralyze victims with terror. The Heart of Phlegethon, said to have been taken from an archdemon's chest and preserved in a specialized container. The Artifacts of Diligitis, including blood, fangs, scales, and claws, each holding vast power. And, of course, the six Keys to the Ruins of Hope, which are what we're searching for now."
Alright. A non-cooking question. What was the worst monster you ever encountered and had to fight? What about the most disgusting one?
Don: "It used to be the corrupted vines, but now?"
Howard: "The answer to both is probably that possessed creature we were attacked by during our investigation into the Ruins of Hope."
Don: "Yeah... it used to be a wolf, or I'd assume since that's what it turned into when whatever possessing it got booted out, but it was just this horrible monstrosity. It towered as tall as the trees and had snapping, drooling jaws covering every part of it's body. It was spewing this rotten gas and slime from it's many mouths that just sucked the life out of everything it touched. Whatever it was, it wasn't natural..."
Greetings, Don and Howard, you may refer to me as Gretchen. I am curious, if you have ever come across any information to these beings known as the “Goetia?”
It would always be of help to know how …prepared, another person is.
Don: "That word doesn't really ring a bell... Howard?"
Howard: "I believe it was mentioned in the book of demonology Athene loaned us. Some kind of noble demonic clan, with members varying greatly in form, power, and in their dealings with mortals. Most of them are labeled as dangerous, and many apparently claim your soul as payment for their services."
Don: "Ah. Yeah, sounds like a group to steer clear of."
Howard, how many times have you stopped Don from "experimenting" with cooking in the kitchen?
Howard: "Not very often, actually. He does not attempt to cook that frequently."
Don: "You guys know we're archaeologists, right? Like, seekers of the world's lore, delving into tombs and shrines and ancient cities? We've met immortal precursors, encountered monsters, seen ghosts, and uncovered lost tombs. Why have nearly all questions been about my efforts at cooking?"
Since you two are best friends and live together, do you enjoy pranking each other? If so, what's the best prank you've successfully pulled?
Don: "Probably the catnip one, to be honest. We don't really pull pranks on each other much."
Howard: "I have a favorite prank. It was something I did in retaliation for that little catnip incident."
Don: "But... you haven't retaliated. What's the prank?"
Howard: "You'll find out soon, I would think."
Howard: As a cat, what are your thoughts on dogs/dog zoomorphs/dog anthropomorphs? Does that species rivalry still exist?
Howard: "I don't have any issue with canine Anthropomorphs. We're all technically the same species, and we all get along relatively well regardless of 'species' especially since most Anthropomorphs have 'interspecies' families."
"I can't speak for Uplifted, however. They tend to have stronger differences between their different species. Canines and Felines, both being obligate carnivores, have a bit of history with competition over resources that Anthropomorphs don't have, but in modern times the rivalry is minimal."
This is a question for Howard. Did you ever figure out that Don drugged you with catnip?
Howard: "No. No, I didn't."
Don: "WELP! Time for me to go, I'm late for classes! See ya!"
Don ran away
Are there canine Anthropomorphs or Uplifteds in the form of Precursor-domesticated breeds (terriers, spaniels, retrievers, etc)? Or are you all wild-type (wolf, fox, coyote, etc)?
Don: "Yep! In fact, domestic breeds of dogs, cats, rats, basically any species that was domesticated or lived frequently around humans were some of the most common animal breeds to be used for anthropomorphs. There's plenty of dog anthropomorphs, cat anthropomorphs, and rat anthropomorphs, though 'pure bred' breeds are pretty rare nowadays since Anthropomorphs didn't restrict themselves to their own breeds when starting families."
"I guess if they were looking to build a species of worker, it makes sense that they would look to species they had already domesticated for the job."
Does catnip work on Uplifted or Anthropomorph felines?
Don: "That's a good question! To answer that question, I have placed some catnip in Howard's coat pocket. Let's go see exhibit A!"
Howard: purring and laying on top of his coat "Heh... heehee... I can smell purple..."
Don: "Aaaand there you have it! Now I should run before he sobers up and realizes what happened. See ya!"
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