Anonymous Coward · 6y

What is one of your most awkward moments

I think my worst moment was asking out a girl with a fake Facebook profile at 15

Had a crush on this girl from another class. She didn't know me though. Basically I created a Facebook account with the name "Blah Cheese". I added some of her friends and waited for someone to accept it, so I could message her (friends of friends shit). When i could, I sent her this cheesy tiny poem with like "words cannot express how I adore you, sky is blue" etc.

Basically, she asked me "who the fuck are you" and said "if you don't tell me i'll just block you because it's pointless if i don't know"

So I told her I'd wear a green shirt to school the next day. And the only green shirt I own is actually too small for me.

Imagine as a 14 year old girl there is a guy with a too-small green shirt in front of you, and you have no idea who he is. He stands there for 2 minutes and walks away with a head like a tomato.

I should've worn a blue shirt and faked her out.

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