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Stuipid porn addict · 11d
Are you a fan of hypno at all cuz I’ve been following this account for a bit and you seem to be real freaky for Agent 3. Think someone did that on ao3. Worth checking out maybe? I liked it. Cap freak #5 approved.
hey anon you cannot tell me "there is an agent 3 hypno fic out there" and NOT drop the link PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DROP THE LINK
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
exactly what hygiene measures do you think cap employs and how much does the answer excite you
the bare minimum to avoid giving you STDs if she's nice enough. anything else you gotta learn to handle it no matter how bad it smells and how much it makes you gag. if you hate it so much then clean her yourself with your tongue you coward.
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
does cap even wear anything under that ratty old top of theirs
Nothing. The closest thing she gets to wearing a bra is when she stuffs her agents on her sweaty boobs under her shirt. otherwise they're free and bouncing breastily every step she takes
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
What fetishes does captain have?
voyeurism(she loves peeping on her agents), corruption/convertion, watersports, impactplay, torture training, ryona even!! break that agent physically and mentally!!!!! GRAA!!!
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
please i beg could we see more chastity cages? in 3D or 2D? huge fan of how you did them, and they look so cute all locked away in a cock cage, (they might even be cuter tied up and ballgaged aswell)
for SURE!!! they are so much fun!! lcok that squidgirl up and teach her to cum exclusively from anal, or throating!! (in 2D, most probably)
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
Can I also have in on captain’s armpit?
NO!!! IT'S MY PIT TO SNIFF!!!
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
24 freaky headcanons PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Agent 8 is the hard Dom and 3 is in denial of that. Always trying to Dom over 8 but one order from her has her sitting like a dog on her lap. 8 loves to be cruel... Especially with pain and giving "lessons"!!
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
Who is also your favorite beside cap
Has to be agent 4!! Her design is so cute and so fun to draw, same with Surume and Kaori!
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
What’s your favourite flavour of smoothie? (Or milkshake if smoothies aren’t your thing)
banana milkshake :D
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
What make's cap so hot to ya?
I guess it's how she's a perfect combination of strong, mysterious and loser! She doesn't talk because she's shy (as explained by marie in alterna) but she's capable of pulling these super cool last-minute moves and her design is really cool.
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
Single piece swimsuits or two-piece?
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE... FUCK... UH.... UH... SINGLE PIECE? AHH BUT THE MIDRIFF... AHH IDK
Stuipid porn addict · 1mo
What amount of body hair is preferred on Captain for you
enough to leave me without room for breathing when im on her armpits
Stuipid porn addict · 2mo
what do you think of the CODE
What the hell does this mean
Stuipid porn addict · 2mo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Are you okay?
Stuipid porn addict · 2mo
OH WAIT I REMEMBER CAN YOU MAKE A GUTTERTANK (PRETTY PLEASE)
I don't do non-splatoon im sorry!!! 😭