Do not request non-splatoon drawings, go somewhere else.
Do not request hetero/straight. I will only do it for money and even then I have my NSFW comms closed at the moment.
I go by any pronouns
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Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
Slim or chubby captain, and why?
Honestly? I've always seen captain as being more slim, but those that draw chubby captain are real as well!! To each their own. I think she's quite fit given she was able to just raise a doohickey like that in story mode and launch it to he sky
Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
Captain likes watersports? Can you tell us more?
This is old but I think she's the type of freak to get turned on when her agents tell her they gotta go pee (there are no bathrooms in alterna)
Cowardly porn addict · 19d
Anon from 9 days ago. I saw a response you made to someone else about how lurkers made you uncomfortable and how this is meant to be a safe space. I was apologising for not contributing anything.
I hate most lurker accounts since I click for two seconds and I too quickly find inc*st or l*licon shit on their accounts despite my DNI clearly stating I do not want to be followed by these people. If all you do is lurk and occasionally comment then I don't care it's fine you don't owe me an apology. I simply stated I wished more lesbian accounts followed me and it was nothing personal at no one in specific.
Cowardly porn addict · 28d
Hey, I’m so sorry if I have ever made you uncomfortable, I never have the words to contribute anything meaningful to a conversation. And I am not good with social queues. I’m so sorry.
Who are you
Cowardly porn addict · 2mo
I might be pathetic and cringe for asking but On the topic of nsfw commissions:
Would I be able to request a male character being pegged?
I'm not good at drawing men and I'll only do it if I get money in return
Cowardly porn addict · 2mo
Are you a fan of hypno at all cuz I’ve been following this account for a bit and you seem to be real freaky for Agent 3. Think someone did that on ao3. Worth checking out maybe? I liked it. Cap freak #5 approved.
hey anon you cannot tell me "there is an agent 3 hypno fic out there" and NOT drop the link PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DROP THE LINK
Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
exactly what hygiene measures do you think cap employs and how much does the answer excite you
the bare minimum to avoid giving you STDs if she's nice enough. anything else you gotta learn to handle it no matter how bad it smells and how much it makes you gag. if you hate it so much then clean her yourself with your tongue you coward.
Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
does cap even wear anything under that ratty old top of theirs
Nothing. The closest thing she gets to wearing a bra is when she stuffs her agents on her sweaty boobs under her shirt. otherwise they're free and bouncing breastily every step she takes
Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
What fetishes does captain have?
voyeurism(she loves peeping on her agents), corruption/convertion, watersports, impactplay, torture training, ryona even!! break that agent physically and mentally!!!!! GRAA!!!
Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
please i beg could we see more chastity cages? in 3D or 2D? huge fan of how you did them, and they look so cute all locked away in a cock cage, (they might even be cuter tied up and ballgaged aswell)
for SURE!!! they are so much fun!! lcok that squidgirl up and teach her to cum exclusively from anal, or throating!! (in 2D, most probably)
Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
Can I also have in on captain’s armpit?
NO!!! IT'S MY PIT TO SNIFF!!!
Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
24 freaky headcanons PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Agent 8 is the hard Dom and 3 is in denial of that. Always trying to Dom over 8 but one order from her has her sitting like a dog on her lap. 8 loves to be cruel... Especially with pain and giving "lessons"!!
Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
Who is also your favorite beside cap
Has to be agent 4!! Her design is so cute and so fun to draw, same with Surume and Kaori!
Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
What’s your favourite flavour of smoothie? (Or milkshake if smoothies aren’t your thing)
banana milkshake :D
Cowardly porn addict · 3mo
What make's cap so hot to ya?
I guess it's how she's a perfect combination of strong, mysterious and loser! She doesn't talk because she's shy (as explained by marie in alterna) but she's capable of pulling these super cool last-minute moves and her design is really cool.