Regarding the dildo quote Tweet: Wouldn't it be funny, silly even, if Alhaitham returned home to Kaveh trying to fit all of that in? Obviously it would be near impossible, unless you want a few health issues, since the vaginal canal can only take 6 inches before it starts hurting. But imagine this:

Alhaitham locking the door behind him, announcing that he's back only to be met with silence. Raising a brow, he puts down his keys and takes off his shoes. Looking around for Kaveh only led to finding empty rooms, not a trace of the architect's presence. Concerned, he walks closer to the last area he could check: Kaveh's bedroom.

What he expected to hear was the architect working on a commission or rambling to himself about a project, maybe even complaining to himself about a recent event. However, the Scribe was met with soft moans and frustrated groans, slightly muted from behind the door. Not letting his brain process what he had just heard, he opens the door and is met with this:

Kaveh, on his bed, kneeling, with a roughly 11 inch dildo halfway up his dripping cunt.

Shocked by the sudden entrance of his lover, Kaveh jolts, resulting in an embarrassing turn of events. The movement had pushed the dildo up and down, rubbing up right against his g-spot, thus resulting in a loud surprised moan.

Following a deafening silence, Alhaitham is frozen in place at what had just happened. He blinks a few times before taking a step forward. Kaveh's eyes widen, starting to ramble about how this is not what it seems, while trying his best to raise his hips up in order to remove the dildo. However, the Scribe speeds up his step and grabs Kaveh's hips still before he's able to do so. Confused, Kaveh asks what he's doing but he's met with a lustful look he knew all too well.

This most likely results in Alhaitham guiding Kaveh, praising him, giving him rewards like kisses (and more) for certain milestones. (ex. "Task: Insert 8 inches! Reward: Passionate kiss and clit rubs." /silly)

Ahem. I might have sent a similar prompt in the past but I could not resist writing another one. With that said, the moral of the story: Do your research before purchasing over-the-average sized sex toys. Take precautions and don't push it. These two are fictional and Kaveh is a champ at taking cock, no matter flesh or silicone.