Unknown Curious Bastard · 5mo
Pick one: unlimited garlic bread but no curtains ever, or unlimited raw steak that won't kill you when you eat it but you can kind of hear angry traffic at night and you're concerned about the screaming guy
Unlimited raw steak. I'm too mentally ill to do without something blocking the windows. Besides, I can always process it in any number of ways (grinding down my unlimited steak into unlimited hamburger, for example), and noise would only bother me bc I listen to my fiancee's music at night and the honking might interrupt parts of that. The screaming I could more easily tune out.
