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(NSFW) How would you react if you happened to walk in on your grandma spanking the monkey?
try not to get scared spookiest stories
i walked in on my grandmother strokin her shit
but then i realized
she had been dead for 7 years and it was actually the scary knife man who stabbed me 87 times
A while back I got banned from /r/AskReddit for 'shitposting'. If you glimpse at some of the questions I posted there, does it look justified? Also, please feel inspired by some of my questions. https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/search?q=author%3Amid30s&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on
i hope you get banned from life too
How big can that bootyhole stretch
at LEAST one raccoon
WHY DID SOMEONE A MONTH AGO ASK TO DISSOLVE YOUR CANCER DO YOU HAVE CANCER WTF
no
Are these questions anonymous
no
May I inject you with a weakened strain of the herpes virus to dissolve your cancer?
incomprehensible, may god have mercy upon your wretched soul.
do you think mizuki uses gamer terms in everyday conversation
Opinion on are gay pple real or they just made them real to show off Arknights
as a gay person i can confirm i am just an advertisement for the hit mobile game "Arknights"
Should there be Retrospring awards 🏆? eg.- 'User john doe is the most (insert adjective here).' (Inspired by BATAF on formspring)
why are u asking me i barely use this
Are AJS and heloise supposedly the same person? If so, who knows if he's just trying to distance himself from his past in a positive way, sort of like the fellow in A History Of Violence. What do you think?
i think hamburgers and cheeseburgers go well with fries
If you somehow won a weekend full of fun filled adventures with Donald Trump, like scuba diving, bungee jumping, skydiving, etc, how would you like that?
i hope he either drowns, his bungee cord snaps, or his parachute fails and then i would like it
Which CC do you think is the worst CC?
I'm gonna be completely honest and say none of them because I am for whatever reason a huge fucking masochist and love suffering in CC season, probably Pine Soot because of the infiltrator rng
Is your OC the type to more likely to exclaim "It's Morbin time" or "I'm YIIKing out"?
Delta would defo start YIIKing out but only after Morbing a few times
What if I pulled you down with me so we may both see that which lies below the waves?
omg yes
oomfie deep sea exploring meetup‼️
Are you just pushing them or will they also be put in cement shoes
tied to a chair like that one guy in bna ep.4
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