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ask me to push somebody into the ocean

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Anonymous Coward · 2y

A while back I got banned from /r/AskReddit for 'shitposting'. If you glimpse at some of the questions I posted there, does it look justified? Also, please feel inspired by some of my questions. https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/search?q=author%3Amid30s&restrict_sr=on&include_over_18=on

Anonymous Coward · 2y

How big can that bootyhole stretch

Anonymous Coward · 2y

WHY DID SOMEONE A MONTH AGO ASK TO DISSOLVE YOUR CANCER DO YOU HAVE CANCER WTF

Anonymous Coward · 2y

May I inject you with a weakened strain of the herpes virus to dissolve your cancer?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Opinion on are gay pple real or they just made them real to show off Arknights

as a gay person i can confirm i am just an advertisement for the hit mobile game "Arknights"

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Should there be Retrospring awards 🏆? eg.- 'User john doe is the most (insert adjective here).' (Inspired by BATAF on formspring)

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Are AJS and heloise supposedly the same person? If so, who knows if he's just trying to distance himself from his past in a positive way, sort of like the fellow in A History Of Violence. What do you think?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

If you somehow won a weekend full of fun filled adventures with Donald Trump, like scuba diving, bungee jumping, skydiving, etc, how would you like that?

i hope he either drowns, his bungee cord snaps, or his parachute fails and then i would like it

nano ♡ · 20 answers · 2y

Which CC do you think is the worst CC?

I'm gonna be completely honest and say none of them because I am for whatever reason a huge fucking masochist and love suffering in CC season, probably Pine Soot because of the infiltrator rng

SkadisHusband · 27 answers · 2y

Is your OC the type to more likely to exclaim "It's Morbin time" or "I'm YIIKing out"?

Melody · 2y

What if I pulled you down with me so we may both see that which lies below the waves?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Are you just pushing them or will they also be put in cement shoes

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Okay who am i tho

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