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BAN HAMMER
BANHAMMERROCKS

THE WARDEN OF BANLAND!!!!!

BANLAND
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ANON · 6mo

hey handsome (leans against my expensive car with rizz)

ANON · 6mo

mmmmrrrbbbrrrr zzzz

ANON · 6mo

I’ve always been curious, what kind of music does the super awesome warden of banland listen to? I bet it’s pretty rad!!

ANON · 6mo

how are your drawing skills

— BR00KER · 6mo

Please take a shower, you stink worse than me, I don't know what's worse, the smell of banlands sulfur or being next to you for 4 seconds.

ANON · 6mo

what are your thoughts on birds of prey? ^^ like, your favorite species! or your least! i don't imagine that the banlands can foster any life (aside from criminals) so.. any you've seen during phights?

OWLS ARE COOL. BUT HAWKS ARE BADASS. I DON'T SEE ANIMALS OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO ITS GREAT!!

ANON · 6mo

Um......... opinion on mangoes.....

ANON · 6mo

are you moothammer or oomfhammer -hyphen

ANON · 7mo

Does being careful ever cross your mind?

YEAH..? IM CAREFUL WITH MANY THINGS. DEMONS ALWAYS ASSUME IM SO WRECKLESS WHEN THEY DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW ME

ANON · 7mo

Will you be able to go to me and boombox’s concert this week as security? I don’t trust broker being there he might steal the money from the ticket station..

ANON · 7mo

if you could become any animal of your choice what would you decide to be?

ROCKET!! · 7mo

DONT CALL MY FUCKING DAD HE DOESNT NEED TO KNOW FUCK OFF

IM TELLING HIM RIGHT NOW IM ON THE PHONE WITH HIM IRGHT NOW HE SAYS YOU'RE GONNA GET GROUNDED WHENYOU COME HOME

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