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Anonymous Coward · 1y

welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen I just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
I don't care if it's free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
what, you gon' record it?
ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
I know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
Texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida
I knew it
Look you can either take this yeast or im calling the police
im goin WEAST
nah dont call the police i got a warrant
honestly fuck yall
i aint never seen nobody act like this over no bread
what the fuck are you saying?
all im saying is fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers
but the crackers dont have gluten
ill take those
okay thats gonne be five-
nah fuck that i aint paying

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