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Anonymous Coward · 1y

🫵 fat.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Fat gecko.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Will you chew the funny gum?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Boobs or Moobs?

You're asking the tough question my friend... Give me the boobs today. (If you ask me tomorrow I might say moobs)

Anonymous Coward · 2y

What is your ideal method of juicing a helpless blueberry?

The goal is pretty much to just squeeze and juice that berry with my hands as best I can. All else fails I'll grab the press and start putting the pressure on

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Why is your ass so massivly fat?

It's only as big as it needs to be.
And that's only slightly smaller than yours.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Uhhhh..
Henlo

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Thoughts on blueberries

Blueberries are a wonderfully delicious snack.
Or the horny way? Quite nice when done right.. let me hug the blue friends

Anonymous Coward · 2y

congratulations. You've been selected for a brand new BRAIN SWAP. Some random sap across the world is switching bodies with you. Have fun finding out what you have become. Most likely a hot chubby girl.

Wait! I don't remember signing up for this! 💦💦 I'm sure being a hot chubby girl isn't the worst fate in the world

Anonymous Coward · 2y

What's your favorite food?

Favorite food? I like a LOT of different foods but if I had to give one? Probably just give me the entire bucket of mashed potatoes please

Anonymous Coward · 2y

how are you so cute......

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