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Anonymous Coward · 18d

Whats the largest body of water jins farts have evaporated?

It has to be this one time she went to a huge water park and evaporated an entire wave pool. She had been chilling in the wave pool (the largest body of water in the park), and all of a sudden one long continuous fart began to slip out of her. It was so loud and could almost be heard over the dozens upon dozens of people talking and playing around the entire rest of the pool. It began to look like a jacuzzi around a 50-foot radius all around her. It only took around a minute for the entire pool to have heated up. It got to the point where people started getting out. But her fart just kept ramping up in heat and ferocity, and soon enough the whole pool had been emptied. Her fart got so big and hot that it emptied out an entire wave pool. Crazy thing too is that was still just a slip on her end; she didn’t even try.

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