I think I'd be pretty blessed if I was Boxy

Being the Easter Bunny sounds pretty good, and I get the best candy factory known to mankind through inheritance with adorable Rabbit and Chick followers who make sweets for me? I'd be sold

The only downside to it would be the Eldritch beings I have to fight every night because the Boogeyman wants the fear of every child... As well as boring meetings with other Holidays, but I can manage