Ok be raunchy af because I've figured out how to hide myself lmao
A big 'ol shy goober of a horse, performing general acts of adventuring and alchemy! She can certainly get rather experimental~
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Anonymous horse fan · 18d
how do you Comb your tail
With great difficulty
Anonymous horse fan · 1mo
like horses can you twitch your back muscles.
I suppose I can? I couldn't tell you that I've tried on purpose but I know I've done it
I... Well no actually I suppose no-one has though looking at it it needs to go on the lips which are not in the same place as you can see
Anonymous horse fan · 1mo
would you be willing, to donate, your spunk, to help mare's get pregnant?
I meannnnn... If it's for a good cause...
Anonymous horse fan · 3mo
oh noo the decanter of endless water slipped from my grip, and it's being propelled directly toward your uretha, what
Can only glance over in confusion at whatever the hell that sentence was before it impacts, she soon squeals as water begins rushing inside her cock, bloating out the underbelly before forcing its way down, no matter how much she clenches water will always win and it quickly started to bloat her taint. Eventually it filled her prostate beginning to swell the tiny organ before it finally started to spill down into those fat horse nuts, diluting the mixture as it were as they began to become swollen and gravid with all that water weight. Eventually her sack became taut, pressing apart her legs, so heavy now they spilled out across the floor, with no more room left the pressure grew till it finally was enough to "pop the cork" and push the flask out, some water immediately starting to gush out, though it wasn't very long till that overbrearing pressure had gone and the mare was still left held aloft by her own watery orbs.
asin · 3mo
Oh no where did my gallon barrel of juice that makes you cum go. what a Shame was trying a new concoction too
Oh it's right here dummy, just swing by at like 4 to come and pick it up. Contrary to how dumb she is, she's not dumb enough to just start drinking random liquids she finds
Anonymous horse fan · 3mo
Congratulations on answering a hundred messages I nominate you're nuts, as a communal cum store in celebration, all of your fans giveing you there love, if you're still Able to walk out of here on your own. We can consider ourselves having failed you
Ah oh well I appear to have overshot it a little bit huh and... what! That's not a celebration! That's an orgy! 100 horse fans! That's too many as well! D-Don't p-put it in me! Do it between yourselves I'm t-too innocent for this! A local mare was found down an alleyway this morning taking up the whole walk way, she was found cum-atose and wedged in with graffitti sprayed all over her balls and a big congrats banner spread across it as well
Anonymous horse fan · 3mo
do you drink alcohol, and if so how often a week do you get drunk
It's a casual thing really maybe once a month with some friends, or if I feel liek mellowing out... but it's an expensive habbit, I've got two livers you know it takes a lot to get me even slightly buzzed, though mead tends to be the fastest and they'll sell it by the keg.
asin · 3mo
what is your favorite food
Is it cheating to say Pizza? Because pizza can be anything... I guess to be more specific a dominos meteor without the meatballs... gotta keep those carbs up we need a lot of energy you know.
Anonymous horse fan · 3mo
are you a cat person or dog person, or other,
if other, do you prefer cat or dog if you had to choose
Cats really, they're fluff balls of adorableness that don't need to be let outside every other hour and will keep to themselves for the most part but still let you seek them out to give affection, they're great!
Anonymous horse fan · 3mo
How would you feel about being temporary shrunken and refer to as a pony
Why meee! You've got a perfectly good pony with Cruth over there! Why make me one! This is just cruel and unusual! Now everything's too big! I can't even reach the bottom shelf! I'm gonna stomp on your toes!
Anonymous horse fan · 3mo
Have you encountered anything in your travels that has shrunken your sexual equipment?
I... no... but that sounds terrrifying, it's already a struggle to reach back there as is you know!
Anonymous horse fan · 3mo
is there a weight limit to ride the horse~
Legally speaking a draft horse should not carry over 20% of their body weight... So the limit is 160Kg/352Lb
Anonymous horse fan · 3mo
Hey has anyone seen my virility enhancers, I hid them in some carrots, but for the life of me I can't find them. They were really strong, made for breeding bulls, there's like 20 of them, in those carrots
I.. You... Uhm... uhhh... n-no I don't think that I have hngggn maybe you should check with hnnnf! someone else... I've not seen anything of the s-sort grrrgnle gllllrp glurrpp Oh that? That's just uhm my tummy I'm j-just h-hungry... oh the puddle? M-must be a leaky ceiling... don't worry about it
Anonymous horse fan · 3mo
What's your opinion on glory holes and your hole being used as one
There is no glory in my holes! There is only pain and suffering when I boot you through the drywall!