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Cal can you transform me into a cake and pack me into your gut slowly? I kinda want to take some days off work without them noticing where I am X..X
Ooooh, gosh. That'd make you one filling and fattening meal! ...Sure!
Just, y'know, hope you don't mind me having you with plenty of milk! Think I'll transmute you into a big ol' chocolate cake, ooh... with fudge icing. Haha I might lick you a ton before I actually take a bite!
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