i ate a big motherfucking sandwich made of eggs, and bacon, and lettuce, and tomatoes, and onions, and peppers, and salami, and ham, and cheese, and mustard, and mayo, and ketchup, and provolone, and dirt, and mud, and clay, and ants, and crickets, and cockroaches, and sticks, and stones, and mud daubers, and wasps, and bees, and spiders, and spiderwebs, and rocks, and grass, and gravel, and plastic wrappers, and empty cans, and water bottles