Anonymous Bro · 6mo
Tell me what you think of all the ships with girls that Cartman has had?
I'll give you my opinion, I think the first girl Cartman fell in love with was someone named Patty Nelson but she was only a secondary character who I think only appeared in one chapter, the second one I'll be honest with you I don't like Candy and seriously I still They believe that there is something between those, the kiss was just a moment of confusion and stress that Wendy overcame a long time ago and even from that moment until the most recent South Park special it was confirmed that Wendy hates Cartman to death and she wouldn't even think. in having a relationship with him, although of course what I'm saying is a little thinking about what Wendy Canon's character would think and also my opinion.
With Heidi, what do you want me to tell you? In my opinion, if Cartman had continued like when they started their relationship, he would have had a beautiful relationship and family in the future, but he is Cartman, so obviously after what he did to Heidi, it is clear that Cartman ruined his relationship with the only girlfriend he ever had her entire childhood and it was good that she broke up with him permanently.
And Yentl the last, in my opinion she was the only woman among all of them that Cartman truly loved to the point of having children and doing whatever it took to support that family and his wife. (Although of course it didn't end like that and we already know how things ended at the end of that special)
I don't know how they met but it seems that they formed a good relationship in that timeline and they got along well. I think we have to see what it would be like if little Yentl ran into little Cartman and see if she really managed to make Eric Cartman change. to be a better person like in the Post Covid special and they get to the point that in the future they get married again and have a family again in some future season, to be honest I would like to see that.
Do you think we could see Yentl again as a girl in a future season, what do you think about that?
(Although if I'm honest none of those ships surpasses the Kyman)
Patty: I think she and Cartman are cute, but there's not much content between them to work off of.
Wendy: I really enjoy Candy and think it can be super cute. One of my fav flavors of Candy is Cartman never getting over his feelings for Wendy (after being kissed) so he just acts like a dick towards her bc he doesn't know how else to deal with those feelings. I think its valid to not vibe with Candy tho.
Heidi: I think there's a lot more nuance with Heiman that I can't really put into words as well as other bros who have analyzed they're relationship already. To simplify my perspective on Heiman, I think both were dealing with some emotional pain that would have effected their relationship no matter what. But I also enjoy early Heiman a lot, so I can see why people ship them.
Yentl: She's my baby gurl and I love Cartl sm! I think they both have a really cute and wholesome relationship from what we've seen. I don't think she would have met Cartman as a kid (Post Covid implied they met later in life), so she prob isn't aware of how much of a little shit he was as a kid haha. They deserve the world imo.
