Watching you haphazardly inflate out of that strange looking suit is super cute, but I can’t help but feel sorry for you when you get so embarrassed about it. The look on your face when you begin inflating is precious and pitiful at the same time, just like that pink dirigible for a butt you’ve got. So…

What are you more bashful about, your butt blowing up like an over-filled chewing gum bubble or how absurdly huge it once its fully ballooned?