Arman · 10 answers · 3y

You've been dared to return a newly purchased yet used dildo to some adult store. You have the receipt and everything. How do you do it? What do you say to the store manager?

"Hi, I need to return this dildo, my wife is done with it, she got a bigger one. She only used it 12 times, twice anally."

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