It depends on what you consider an injury. A few months ago I had to wear a band aid, I don't remember why. Also a couple of months ago I got blisters on my foot from walking too far in the wrong shoes. About a couple of decades ago, I don't remember exactly what year it was, I was in a car accident in which my forehead made a hole in the windshield. I broke a couple of teeth and lacerated an eyelid. And got lots of glass in my face and bled profusely. I pulled one of the pieces out over 10 years later. I still have scars on my forehead.

It was one of the only times I ever got into a car without putting my seatbelt on. Before I got in, I thought to myself, "I hope I die" and purposely let the thought penetrate into my subconscious so that it would happen. And no, I wasn't the one who was driving the car.

When the nurse was gluing my eyelid together, she accidentally glued my eye shut and had to pull it back open. That freaked me the f-ck out.