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Let's say you were a Pokemon Trainer who just won a huge national tournament, and to celebrate you go home and decide to have sex with your prized Eeveelution collection. In the middle of the gangbang, there's a knock on your bedroom door. It's the media wanting to interview you and they're currently turning the knob and will be in in less than a second. What do you do?
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