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Solar · 2y
Be honest, can you juggle?
Juggle my nuts.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
Sir, would you be so kind a punish one of your followers that has been very bad?
You want latrine duty or something? Be my guest.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
Do you want to tongue punch Eren's fart box?
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Anonymous Coward · 2y
Is Eren really the best cleaner?
Yes. He has a high attention to detail and is eager to please.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
Do you think Eren's asshole was designed specifically for you?
Definitely feels like it.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
Does Eren squish your ass a lot?
Only when he wants to break his fingers.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
CONGRATS ON 1K FOLLOWERS CAPTAINNN! <333
Oh? That's a lot of scouts.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
Hi Captain Levi! Do you like to cuddle with Eren?
Yes. Especially after sex.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
Here, I thought you might like this gift basket of teas and soaps.
Fuck off, I'm sure that tea has been drugged.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
I don't know what's gotten into me lately, but I wish it was you
Not all wishes come true.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
What is your diet, captain??
Whatever the military provides me plus some personal additions. Potatoes and bread mostly, vegetable stew, rarely meat and lots of tea.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
Would you fuck Eren in his Titan form if you could?
Probably not.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
Aside from anything sexual, have you ever made Eren cry?
Yeah, a few times. I imagine he cried after I broke up with him once.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
I think you and Eren make each other stronger
I agree with that.
Anonymous Coward · 2y
What if Eren adopt a kid and spend most of his time with the kid. Would you be eventually be jealous?
This question is outside the realm of possibility.