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Dan
DanIsHungry

I eat guys like you.

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Unidentified Food · 1y

Does Dan think he’s a bully? Or are micros just food to him, so he doesn’t think much at all about how he eats them?

Unidentified Food · 1y

would you eat someone bigger than you?

Unidentified Food · 1y

So... Has dan ever been drunk? If so how many people did he eat while in his inebriated state?

Unidentified Food · 1y

Ethan how do you get food? Do you steal or do you eat what ever food you can find or does dan help?

Dan helps me reach anywhere! I don't really need to steal food anymore, but he occasionally grabs some crates and barrels when I tell him no one is looking

Unidentified Food · 1y

Ethan have you ever tried to prank Dan, while he is asleep and if not what would you do?

Unidentified Food · 1y

Dan, has your prey ever tried running from you when they saw you eating someone?

I always try to be cautious but if someone ever saw me eating someone I must not have seen them.

But I still have a very good smelling sense so I can sense anyone around >:3

Unidentified Food · 1y

Dan, do you ever burp loudly infront of Ethan’s face?

Unidentified Food · 1y

Dan, do you have parents??

Unidentified Food · 1y

Dan, where do you poop or do you even poop?

Unidentified Food · 1y

If Ethan annoyed you enough, would you swallow him?

Unidentified Food · 1y

What kind of drunk would Dan be? Assuming he found a bunch of barrels of beer big enough to use as mugs 🍺

Unidentified Food · 1y

Would you still eat prey, even if they have a family?

Unidentified Food · 1y

Under what condition would Dan not eat someone?

Unidentified Food · 1y

Do you ever worry about prey clawing or biting while you're in the middle of swallowing them?

Not too much, they don't think I'm seriously going to swallow them until they're already halfway down my throat.

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