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Anonymous · 21d
i.. that's five days without food.. AND YOU SURVIVED?? please have a proper meal before the ICU gets you. 😓 we want our papa seal to be healthy and strong! so please eat something. >:(
Five days, indeed.. ashamed to say that I lost several kilograms because of this. I made a progress, though, I drank Red Bull earlier (is this even a progress?) (It is not because it made my stomach hurt even more). How about you? Have you eaten today?
Anonymous · 21d
woah.. :o my stromg n scari seal partner is so cool. hey, don't worry about it! as long as you're okay and everything is settled now. :] that, i have! i had a pretty hearty meal today and i hope you did too (you did, right? ... right?)
I am glad to hear that. Please always have a hearty meal everyday! I haven’t eaten a proper meal since five days ago.. 😅 I only drink tea until I am full for the past five days.. 😁
Anonymous · 26d
what would you tell the scary whales to keep them away from you? :o it is, indeed! i'm planning to make acquaintance with mr. polar bear too one day, so we could ask him to protect us from the whales!
I would simply shove them away so we are always safe! I am so sorry for the tardy reply, by the way. Something happened in real life and it made me unable to be online. Anyways, have you eaten yet, big kitten?
Anonymous · 26d
cute!! please bring home a lot of fishies and stay cautious of whales! i'm going to learn pengulingo at home so i could befriend them and expand our social circle, noot! :]
I can scare off the big and mean whales just fine, trust me. 😁 Expanding our social circle is a must, noot! So we can ask for someone else's fish stock (so I get to sleep longer with you).
Anonymous · 26d
maybe in another universe we're just some silly seals, holding eachother's hands while we sleep and float 😔 not in this one though, unfortunately, in this one we're forced to live in a tropical country with an incapable shithead who wants his family to rule the country.
And in another universe, I am currently out on the hunt for fishes so we can eat well.. oh to be some silly seal who cannot be bothered about the country. 🦭
Anonymous · 26d
wow.. another silly animal for me to hyperfixate on. being able to sleep WHILE floating is a huge flex, i think otters do that too if i remember it correctly. but i, too, wish i'm able to sleep and float on my bathtub just so i wouldn't have to feel this god-forsaken heat of jakarta.
I want to be a seal for one day so I can experience both the cold weather and sleeping while floating. Man, Jakarta is on another level.. even wearing a short cargo cannot save me. Mulyono needs to put 100 AC on every corner of Jakarta, I think.
Anonymous · 26d
well, someone has to raise the little missy to become a strong, independent woman! she has to learn to bite back. 😾 clever idea! :o but that makes me wonder.. i've never seen a seal rest or sleep in their natural habitat, where do you think they settle in?
Speaking like a true teacher, indeed. I just did some research and apparently they sleep on both land and water! They can sleep while standing, and floating horizontally on the surface. Very silly of them..
Anonymous · 26d
that's a secret! but i advise you to be careful, she's playing it smart. me neither.. but, hey! at least you speak their language. do you think you're fluent enough for them to understand you, noot?
I take it that she learned it from the master of kittens (you)? Let's just cross our fingers and hope they understand me, noot. If not, then we can always go and search for the seals' help!
Anonymous · 26d
since i am a busy, working adult, and i don't think i could be there to fight you in person, i'm just gonna send my commands to the little missy so she could bite your arms and announce victory to the kitty-nation. >:3 totally! but on a second thought, asking mr. polar bear for a house could be intimidating.. perhaps we should try asking the penguins first? do you have any experience with them?
The said little missy is currently curling up on my lap. Is this one of her strategy so she can bite me? Noot noot noot noot noot noot noot noot (I do not have any experience with them). How about you, noot?
Anonymous · 27d
no!! are you listening to me? 😾 do you want me to meow right into your ears? i can bite too, y'know!! actually.. i agree, it's also 28° here and i couldn't sleep even with the AC on. i'm aftaid ACs doesn't work on me anymore, i need to go abroad to meet the polar bears and ask for a house.
My ears are all yours, then. Come, and meow? My arm is a canvas for you to bite, too. Right? It is so hot to the point I have to turn my AC to 16°. Should we book a flight so we can see Mr. polar bear and ask for a house?
Anonymous · 27d
i am a big, strong, working adult who can easily lift you up!! >:c try me!! i could just buy the equipment, but i could never have their skill and recipe.. please.. i need their baker in my household. i have just finished eating a chicken burger :> it was unexpectedly spicy, so i'm munching on ice cubes right now.
I think you have some typos in your first sentence. "I am a small and tiny working kitten who needs to be lifted whenever I need to sit on someone's lap" sounds more fitting, no? I need to munch on some ice cubes right now because it is boiling hot in here (28° is hot for me) (please give me validation).
Anonymous · 27d
hey, i am not that small! >:( i just need a lil help from you to drive us out of there alive. yes, please.. at this point it's a NEED to have their cookies in my mouth right neow, 50 of them if possible.
I believe that you /are/ that small.. care to change my mind, then? At this point, I need to rob the whole store so I can have the equipment as well. Anyway, have you eaten yet?
Anonymous · 27d
i still need a driver, so, yes! you can come (i originally planned to put the baker inside a sack and walk out of there like a bank robber). oh their BFF cookie is GODLY, especially paired with milk. oh! and if you like your toppings melted and oozing out of the cookie, try endorphins' cookies too!
I can imagine a little kitten walking with a huge sack that is twice the size of their body after reading the first sentence, somehow. Man, now I want all of their cookies.. can I pick you up now so we can kidnap their baker as soon as possible?
Anonymous · 28d
that 'ketupat but with cookies inside' might be the realest thing i've read today. like i could be having a bad day and a fudgy cookie would lift up my mood in a blink. if there's ever a breaking news about the kidnapping of a doughlab's baker, you already know who did it.
It's us, right? Right? I would like to participate in kidnapping their baker. A little too much information but I tried their cookies last week and it was amazing.. should I go to Jakarta again so I can taste their the BFF cookies one more time (and kidnapping the baker)?
Anonymous · 28d
i knoooow! it's already bad enough for me normally, don't want a helmet to ruin a conversation even more. god, that sounds good.. i like mine chewy and fudgy, soft cookies are goated.
Chewy.. and fudgy cookies.. if I have Gordon Ramsay’s ability, I would make chewy and fudgy cookies everyday. Breakfast? Cookies. Lunch? Cookies. Dinner? Cookies. Someone is coming over and I have to make something for them to eat? Cookies. Eid? Ketupat, but with cookies inside.