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Fauna
DollMolester

i have fat nuts

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THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

so now that twitter is dying is there a good platform that allows taboo anime horny shit without being a nazi invested shithole cuz most of the mastodon instances ban half the shit you're into

shit, idk. there was some mastodon instance that was loosely (and then not at all) attached to pixiv but it was genuinely horrifying because there was actual cp and shit on there. I hear a lot of artists are migrating to misskey but I know nothing about that

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

the ones where i jingle keys in front of your face

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

jingles keys in front of your face

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

i... i just wanted a funny yo mama joke..

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

whats ur best yo mama joke :3

how could I possibly do better than the absolute joke she gave the world when she had you?

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

"that depends on if you're a horse or not" I don't get it, explain?

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

How do you feel about being called "sex machine"?

Because that's what you are.

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

How do you feel about being called "gap moe"?

Because that's what you are.

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

Your sis keeps stealing your used undies. She’s got her nose buried in one and is rubbing her pussy on another, the third is lubing her cock while she shoots repeatedly on her bed thinking about big sis knocking her up, she’s even hoping there’s enough left on the undies to do the job.

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

How does Kanade compare to Maria in being impeegnatable?

let's be 100% entire real here

Kanade is the type to do the impregnating, not the type to get impregnated

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

Is it bad that I think Hololive Mori is hot inspire of her being only an occasionally entertaining streamer and generally a fucking terrible rapper?

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

Todd and Aaron voice hottest touhou character you want to bang!?!?

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

todd and aaron voice hottest symphogear girl you want to bang!?!?

I WANT TO KNOCK MARIA CADENZAVNA EVE UP AND THEN FUCK HER EVEN MORE WHEN SHE'S PREGNANT

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

Hi, what's a good way to become friends with you or failing that, getting fucked so hard by you that I get mpregged/turned into a girl and become your breeding slut?

I'm a lot more approachable than people think I am so the first one can come pretty easily and the second one I'll cum pretty hard

THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM · 1y

im kind of a girl sometimes especially when im getting fucked so i guess it's pretty fucking gay

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