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deep sea creature 🪼 · 6mo

no more chair! i'm evolving into a ?? cherry (chair+y)?? maybe this way i'll be taken seriously...

i was going to say i know i'm not your type so i'll be cheering you on from the sidelines 😌😌(princess4princess solidarity??)

unless you want to tag team the anons >:) or do you want to keep them all to yourself...let me know... -🍒 (🪑)

A chair-y!!!! Like the cutest Pokémon evolution ever!!! And yea actually it was incredibly effective, idk why that chair emoji opened its mouth to talk to me like a ventriloquy doll every time you sent something in and the cherry emoji does not… when will modern science tackle the real questions, huh? And princess 4 princess solidarity has me laughing. I think maybe you are the only princess here? In my head I’m an uncanny creature of the night who stalks from behind but can never be seen, but then I was compared to a dog, a goldfish, and a cup of pudding so. Maybe it’s just me who thinks of myself that way 😪. And actually I think you’re becoming an anon favorite? I’ve heard complimentary remarks from 🍋 and ♡, but my hands are very full with all of them, so i welcome any solidarity i can get in my united front against horny jellyfish anons everywhere 🫡 🦅

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