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Anonymous Coward · 8mo

Tyurirurimyotte winiwini
Yuwarinicche nawemohi

Anonymous Coward · 8mo

Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason

Anonymous Coward · 10mo

Hugging is temporary raw dogging is forever

Anonymous Coward · 11mo

unbeta-ed as FUCK bc we die like men

Anonymous Coward · 12mo

i do not care about metaphors or symbolism i am going to fix this sad as fuck ending

Somepinkcow · 12mo

Thoughts on the classic film plant 51

Anonymous Coward · 12mo

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

Anonymous Coward · 12mo

I wipe my nuts and I slap my ass

Anonymous Coward · 1y

I was aiming for porn and it got emotional my bad

Anonymous Coward · 1y

if you wanna rizz me you're gonna have to defeat my seven skibiddi gyatts

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Muschizement

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