Oh, good question!!
Scout - Not sure what it is in me that wants to see tiny man with huge dick, but I think Scout has one. Definitely above average but on the skinnier side, and I think it makes it funny since the "scout is a virgin" thing is so popular. Cut
Spy - Alright yeah Spy has a tiny dick. This one is indisputable to me-- Not QUITE micropenis territory yet, but almost there. He still had to knock Scout's mom up somehow.. (And she definitely pegged him most of the time, anyway)... Probably uncut
Sniper - Hm, I think he has a pretty average dick. Not too big, not too small, maybe on the thicker side. Definitely uncut
Medic - Alright, now we're at the good stuff. Medic has a micropenis and that's fact. It's like he has a clit down there! Lmfaooo
Demo - Thick and Big, bro's gotta wear underwear with his kilt or else it'll be swingin down to his knees. Uncut
Engineer - I think this take is universal in this fandom tbh, but I think Engie's got a shorter dick but its thick. Just like him :) Methinks he's cut
Soldier - Suprisingly, I think he's a little on the smaller side too kind of like Engie, maybe even a bit shorter but just as thick. His balls are also HUGE ofc. Cut!
Heavy - Similar to Spy, I think Heavy has a very little dick, kinda going into "chode" territory. I think its cute for him heehe. Uncut