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If each of your creatures had to prepare and serve their favorite meal to the others (without any help), who'd be the most and least likely to get someone sent to the hospital?
Seeing as Jazz is a competent cook I will exclude them from the running. Arya is a bad cook in comparison to his confidence in the matter, but I don't think anything he'd serve would be deleterious as much as it would just be /awful/ (assuming nothing is set on fire.) Harley would make a mess simply because of their shape, but they'd likely make something acceptable, if basic. Because Avery isn't affected by capsaicin save a little bit of tingling, I could definitely see them utterly unable to balance spices and wind up getting someone sensitive to them in hot water.
Do you love the feeling of breeding/being bred with the knot popped and tied together?~
Knotting is neat obv, though the biggest reason I enjoy knotted cocks is that you can treat it like a cum-button, and that's just real cute to me. And I enjoy breeding regardless of the junk involved.
How many rawrs does it take to happy-ify a big foxy?
Just one if it comes from a handsome wyvern, though extra noises only help.
Rrrh?
Grrrrhrhrhrhh...
Why’re you so hecking cute~?!
Usually grumpy, toothy fox monsters aren't what most consider cute I must say, but the kind words are appreciated.
Why are you such a dork?
I only know one dork, and he's quite a bit flappier than me
how about i drink in that yena scent, and then tongue that tight yena pucker into oblivion~
Once you've got your head sufficiently clouded from getting familiar with the weight of canid nuts on your nose, I'd say it's time to put that drooling tongue to use on the winking ring above your head. Really get in there won't you?
can i sniff your yena balls
Hard to say no to a cute face getting cozy beneath a fuzzy sack. Just nose up between those haunches, let that weighty pouch rest on your face and just drink that scent in deep and slow.
which lycanroc rocks the most
You have to realize that I adore the entire line with all of my heart, just an A+ collection of rock dogs. Due to friend biases, I must however say that midnight is closest to my heart.
Opinion on Absols, go!
As a purveyor of fluff and sharp bits myself, Absol is a very good creature in my book. I'll have to compare claws and chest tufts with one someday.
If someone asked to get bred like an animal in heat or to breed you like one—
I like the keyword heat here-- breeding with a monster is always best when accompanied by that feverish feeling of nerves aflame, heart banging in your chest as you surrender any sensibilities to that aching, desperate need.
So yeah, if we vibe I'd say it's on the table :}
Have you ever stored a meowstic in your mane?
Haven't had the pleasure, but I think they'd fit in juuuust fine!
So who's maining who in Street Fighter?
I love this question! Assuming that all of them /would/ try and play it and were physically able to:
Avery is a Timmy-- they're playing gief and all they wanna do is SPD.
Arya would play around with the cast and be drawn to how straightforward and effective Marisa is, but would 100% stick with Ryu once he learned about his character. (The blue fireballs help too)
Fenn would normally play JP, but against Arya they'd pick Honda and spam headbutt to try and tilt him.
June would play Dee Jay simply because he looks cool. He would flail wildly with during his rhythm super in the rare event he ever does the input to activate it correctly.
Harley would play Luke because he's on the cover and doesn't wanna put in any more effort than that, they're just playing to spend time with others.
Jazz would play Manon because they think her throw animations are pretty.
could I egg a monster? :3c
Any one of my boys* look good with a litter in em, you've got my blessing.
fun facts for each creature?
Thank you for enabling me to put some of my mon thoughts in writing for once.
Arya sleeps starfished out like he's Goku taking a post-training nap.
Avery bears fruit once a year. It does NOT taste good.
Fenn sleeps a /lot/. When they sleeps too much for June's liking, he'll try and bump his head into him and gnaw on their ears, often to no avail.
Jazz loves Sailor Moon and city pop, and is just a sucker for that 80s/90s aesthetic in general.
Despite seeming so gruff Harley is a actually very nurturing soul, whether it's raising plants or kids, or helping someone recover from an injury.
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