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Anonymous Coward · 1y

I've only recently met you and I'm too shy to say this but, would you let your sun hog know he's got a solar system of admirers in me! Would he like to visit?

Oh well, I'm super friendly, so don't worry about being shy!!! And heheh, I'll tell him, but he might take a bit of an interest of ya~ Hope you can handle the heat! FD

Shay · 1y

What if i told you i wanted to shrink down and date crux?

Awh, im sure he'd like that! He can get very lonely all the way down on the floor!

Anonymous Coward · 1y

How do you feel about someone finding human luke hot and wanting them macro?

I already know someone like that! Although to be honest, it is weird to me. Luke was designed a self-insert, not to be hot. My hot OCs are better than him! xDDD

Shay · 1y

Favorite game?

Oh god don't make me choose >////< Super Mario Odyssey? or Galaxy? ...maybe Splatoon 3???

Anonymous Coward · 1y

What if I told you, I want to fuck Orion and Logan?

Shay · 1y

Whats your favorite type of dessert?

DelgadoSimp · 1y

Can i have a hug from delgado, ive been too sad recently :(

KingAnthony · 1y

Are there any of your characters that would enjoy the new Zelda game? I know Luke would because he's you ofcourse FD

////> Okay so Sidon, obviously~ But theres this Inn-Keeper called Worten in Hateno Village that I got a huge crush on when I saw him~

Wolfen · 1y

I won't lie.....Logan is extremely sexy. that body? SHEEESH! I simp hard

Logan: Heh, is that so~? Well in that case, maybe you should take a CLOSER look. A much closer look.

DelgadoSimp · 1y

Delgado, can you burry me in your titties? 😃

Delgado: Oh, course! Hope you don't mind how sweaty they are, just got done with work!

DelgadoSimp · 1y

DELGADO, SIT ON MY FACE, DONT ASK IF I CAN BREATHE, JUST SIT DOWN

Delgado: Heheh, you seem a bit over eager, but hey, who am I to refuse such a willing fan~?

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Orion, have you ever seen a planet that can actually put your entire foot on with out destroying it?

Orion: ahahaha nope! Every planet crumbles under the heat and weight of my mighty soles~

Anonymous Coward · 1y

I think i can take delgado- (not in a fight but i think you know what i mean 👁👁)

Delgado: Ohoho~ I don't think you know exactly how much I'm packing under these jogging shorts~

Shay · 1y
tosses luke under the nearest macros ass* your welcome :3
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