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Tra la la!

Are you worried about impending doom?
Those evil villains got ya filled with gloom?
Don't ya fear, there's a hero in the sky, the sky, the sky

It's not a bird and it's not a plane
And it's not an egg salad sandwich
It's the waistband warrior
Hear his mighty battle cry

Tra la la!

Underpants Hey watch out, Crime Its Captain Underpants
Its wedgie power time
Na na na na na Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Faster than a speeding waistband

Underpants
He's busting down doors
Captain Underpants
While wearing just his drawers
Na na na na na Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah
More powerful than boxer shorts

His name is Under, Under, Underpants
I'm saying Under, Under, Underpants
Oh yeah by some unlikely chance
Captain Underpants is his name

Tra la la!

Snap your fingers and he'll be right there
That freaky bald dude in his underwear
He'll drop his trousers
And he'll fight to save the day, the day, the day
There he goes in his dashing cape
Here he comes in his tighty whiteys
All the bad guys soil themselves every time they hear him say
Tra la la!

Underpants
Hey, who's that hunk?
Captain Underpants
Is that cotton pre-shrunk?
Na na na na na
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Now it's time to fly again

Underpants!
Suspend your disbelief
Captain Underpants
He'll save the world in his briefs
Na na na na na
Captain Underpants
Yeah, yeah, yeah
To the skies! Wow

Under, Under, Underpants
I'm saying Under, Under, Underpants
Check out that superhero stance
Captain Underpants is his name
Stand down, Poopypants

Oh, Under, Under, Underpants
He's Captain Under, Under, Underpants yeah,
By some crazy circumstance Captain Underpants is his name
Tra la la!

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