Hey, I'm really sorry for doing this but I actually can't take it anymore. You don't like yaoi enough to be with me. I've already told you MULTIPLE TIMES that I can ONLY date true fujoshis, and you just don't fit the criteria. You refused to watch Junjiou Romantica last week and last night you didn't want to read Dear Gene with me on Discord vc.. and now I know you're definitely not the one for me. I was already planning on proposing to you when you mentioned you were a fujoshi after we talked about Utapri for 2 hours but now I can see that you're just some poser who lied to me and wants to see me suffer. I don't know if I can truly forgive you for this and I'm going to have to stop talking to you for awhile so I can heal. Bye.