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Gary
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Between a furry tiger's legs
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Ask me stuff! And don't forget NOT to move in circles...

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Circle Mover · 1h

Uncle, why is the hair on balls so thick? I went out with a guy and his balls looked like they were wrapped in bush branches. (I'm not complaining though)

Circle Mover · 1d

If you could travel to the USA, where would you want to go?

I mean, I'd love to visit some famous cities and locations like New Yourk and Seattle, but as to where I would live... a small to medium-sized town in Colorado kinda sounds perfect for me, I think:)

Circle Mover · 1d

Ever dreamed of moving out of russia

Every day:) Maybe one day I'll be able to or I find someone who drags me out of here (safely and legally).

Circle Mover · 1d

I want to listen to Russian music, do you have any recommendations?

I don't really listen to Russian music. But I hear that Leningrad is loved almost universally, deservedly so:)
And please, check the lyrics while you're listening, it's a journey and a treat.

Circle Mover · 1d

Favorite place in Russia?

Circle Mover · 1d

Uncle, what is the meaning of life?

Circle Mover · 2d

Okay favorite species go

Circle Mover · 2d

D1ck size is overrated!! What is your man ass volume composition

Circle Mover · 2d

Hey Uncle this is gonna be an odd question. I'm a culinary student and for one of my assignments I need to make a Russian dish. I chose pelmeni dumpling to practice making dumplings for a later assignment, but I can't find a good recipe for the dipping sauce/garnish. Could I get some insight? Thank you for your time!

We eat pelmeni in the broth they're cooked in with added sour cream and some greens (so it's a "soup" in the end), and some people fry them until golden. And... afaik, it's a ready dish, no one eats fried pelmeni with garnish:)

Circle Mover · 2d

Uncle, are people still very homophobic in Russia? Like would they beat you up on a dark street? Or is it more liberal and you just can't legally marry?

Older folks are more homophobic than younger people, I'd say. The majority is either neutral or anti-LGBT here, but beat up... I guess, if you are in a dark alley after 9 pm, but you don't have to be gay to get this treatment:D

Circle Mover · 2d

eres un tejón grande, puedo abrazo?

Circle Mover · 2d

Uncle I'm sad and lonely, please hug me

Circle Mover · 2d

Uncle sometimes do you wish that you're not gay 3AM question

I had this intrusive thought a few times, but honestly, no. Proud to be who I am, even though I sure damn wish I had been born somewhere else.

Circle Mover · 2d

Uncle, do you know any way to gain weight? I eat a lot but my weight doesn't go up. If I hold my breath I can see my ribs.

You need to eat a lot of junk food and snacks and barely do any physical activity.

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