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Fellow Hyper Enthusiast · 1y

Eden’s got crash tech cheeks and I absolutely love her for it (woe to those who go flying into her butt!)

I’m not insane

Considering she has roughly five hundred pounds of meaty muscle and fat packed into her gargantuan posterior, she’d be a perfect replacement for a wrecking ball.

Heck, she could wipe out a building with one hip check when she goes through her bimonthly growth surges!

Also don’t worry, insanity is just a mix of passion and admiration from very far away!!

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