I’m not really sure they would say much in terms of an introduction, though if they re-enacted The Office intro, it’d go something like this:

Eden would scowl into the camera and proceed to flip it off as her ass knocks a stack of paperwork over.

Kara have her hands holding up her breasts trying to tease and embarrass the camera crew.

Mei would simply wave as the camera struggling to get her mighty wall of boobage in frame.

Cassidy would cover their blush-coated cheeks and try to hide themselves, ultimately crushing a couple chairs beneath their corpulent curves.

And Renée would also smile and wave to the camera as the crew cranes up and zooms in to capture her upper body atop the mountain that is her torso.