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Fellow Hyper Enthusiast · 9mo

Time for the age old question… if Cornelia sits on me, am I good?

Ah, here we go again!

Cornelia weighs exactly 5,400lbs (~2,313.3kg). Even with her sporting nearly two metric tons of fat behind her, her colossal ass, much like Eden’s, is remarkably muscular, meaning you’d instantly be flattened like a sand dollar.

Though, what did you expect from being sat on by a sperm whale?

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