I believe this has been answered before, but I don’t mind going over it again:

Eden: 10/10. Coming in at 676lbs, your bones breaking would be the least of your worries if you endured the full force of the “Wrecking-Ball Rear.” Complete pancake.

Kara: 5/10. Coming in at 248lbs, you won’t need to fear being crushed, but there’s a chance you’d get lost within Kara’s seemingly endless cleavage. Soft but unyielding.

Mei: 20/10. Coming in between 2-5 metric tons, being caught beneath Mei’s mountainous mammaries would be akin to having an apartment complex dropped on top of you. Flattened.

Cassidy: 7/10. Coming in at 510lbs, Cassidy is too soft to break bone but heavy enough to keep you pinned, forcing you to squirm out from under their squishy enormity. Trapped like a bug.

Renée: 15/10. Coming in at 1.5 metric tons, having all of Renée dropped on you would feel like being crushed under an avalanche of marshmallow-soft fat. Best way to go.

Cornelia: 20/10. Coming in at 4.5 tons, being sat on by Cornelia would feels exactly like being under a beached whale with all that muscle she’s got packed behind her. Crushed to dust.