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Fellow Hyper Enthusiast · 8mo

Date time! What would everyone’s ideal date be and how would they be like on a random date?

I don’t think I’ve gotten a question about dating, so here’s how it would go:

Eden: Watching the latest horror film. It would take a lot of convincing and wearing through her spiny exterior to get her to go, but after a few days of asking, she’d finally suck up her pride and cave. Eden might be a bit bitter at first, but so long as you mind your manners, nobody stares at her taking up half a row, and the movie’s half decent, she’ll have a good time and you might get on her good side.

Kara: Simple coffee date at the Latte Lounge. She may be the one to spring it on you after hours of endless teasing and flirting, but she’ll be sure to mind her business while on the date. Just be sure that her coffee doesn’t have milk in it or else you might be charged with any possible damages to the coffee house itself, the surrounding plaza area, and potential flooding from Kara letting her breasts swell up and spew milk everywhere. So long as you narrowly avoid her attempts to make mischief, all should go well.

Mei: Stroll through Primrose Park. Always dying for a nice walk to stretch herself out and get some fresh air after being cooped up for so long, Mei would love to go on any trip outdoors. Just be sure to keep the entirety of the park clear of pedestrians as her mountainous mammaries take up a grand portion of the surrounding landscape. She’ll be more than thankful to finally get a chance to let loose for a bit and enjoy herself.

Cassidy: Renting out the local arcade. While it may take a lot of encouragement to help them step out of their comfort zone, picking a place with loads of retro games can work heavily in your favor. With the lack of others around, Cassidy allows themself to go on and on about the various arcade machines and franchises throughout the building. Still, be sure to keep your hands to yourself and be slow and patient with them on your outing, with constant reassurance, and hopefully a good time will be spent.

Renée: Visit to the baked goods shop. Despite not being about to fit her titanic frame into many of the buildings, she can’t help but get involved in a lovely walk along the promenade, partaking in the many delicious and delectable dishes and desserts they have to offer. As a proprietor of baked goods herself, Renée absolutely adores sweets of all sorts, especially cinnamon rolls. Keep her well fed and she’ll most certainly have this become a regular occurrence whenever she’s in town.

Cornelia: Long walk along the boardwalk. Whether it’s challenging her to a weightlifting competition or simply enjoy the sweet and salty treats the shoreline shops have to offer, she’ll be more than willing to hang out for a long while. An enjoyer of long walks along the beach at sunset, Cornelia shows both sides of herself while out with company. As long as you can match her energy and enjoy her softer undertones, this could become a welcome change to her daily routine.

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