While most of them tend to share the same attributes that would be successful in a fighting game, given their similar bodies, I imagine it going something like this:

Eden: Wrecking-Ball Rear. She’s made a name for herself swinging that 500lbs mass of muscle and ass fat, so it only makes sense she’d use it to her advantage. Effective against opponents and creeps.

Kara: Boob Bump. Despite being soft, her breasts pack some real force when flung from the right angle. Get lost in that cleavage, may God have mercy on you.

Mei: Mount Mammary. While she may not be much of a fighter, good luck trying to get around her wall of boobage to even think of making an attack. You’ll most likely end up pinned to a wall, or worse, flattened.

Cassidy: Thrusting Thighs. They may be the least prone to confrontation out of the entire main cast, but they can certainly use their thickness to make ends meet. Try not to get lost in the sea of squish.

Renée: Wobble Wall. Similar to Mei but more centered on her stomach, she’s got the size and skill of ten sumos stacked together. Best you stay out of the squash zone.

Audrey: Fists of Fury. The athletic prodigy of the group, attempting to strike her from any angle would result in an immediate counterattack, not to mention a broken fist or two. Nothing but muscle.

Cornelia: Whale of a Tail. In spite of being way too wide to successfully turn in the arena, beware standing too close to Cornelia’s behind. She’s got a tail that acts like a third arm, and she’s raring to send you straight south.