For this particular game of chance, there’s really only four main competitors you’d need to worry about, each of which have their own list of potential things you’d need to consider.

Eden: Landing on her would pin you between the world renowned “Wrecking-Ball Rear” herself. After you land on her, Eden would feel immediate discomfort and boiling rage at someone touching her. If you don’t end up crushed against a wall or in the center of a crater in the floor, then you’ll be squeezed between her cheeks, and believe me, it isn’t as pleasant as you’d want to imagine.

Cassidy: Landing on them would pin you between the softest cheeks in New Primrose. After you land on them, Cassidy would faint out of embarrassment, causing you to be pinned under the couch-filling masses that are their thighs, forcing you to squish your way out. Recalling the event back to them would cause them to faint again.

Renée: Landing on her would pin you between the mountain of maternal instinct. After landing on her, Renée would question why you’re gravitated to her behind as opposed to her belly, but she would understand. You’d have an enjoyable ride on the wide side around the city.

Cornelia: Landing on her would pin you between the widest whale on the beach. After landing on her, Cornelia would think you’re in need of assistance and take you back to the shore. After receiving care from her partner, she’d spend the day watching over you, making sure you’re okay and enjoying the beach.