you are like an aquatic mammal to me

first word that pops into your head when you read this ask go go go

Do you own any nerf guns

h-hewwo? hewwo???

opinion on plots and stories and also tales?

aren't you tired of doing human shit? don't you just want to be ape

what would you do if you were faced with two doors where one leads to heaven and the other to hell that are guarded by two guardsmen of which one always tells the truth and the other always lies and you didn't know which was which 😳😳😳😳😳😳

tell me about your blorbos. especially the ones from your mind

crab?

Hello follower. It has come to my attention that you are transgender. On this table in front of you is one cup of gender fluid. You have one hour to drink all of it, or your gender will be erased and your pronouns confiscated. The clock is ticking.